A600KiloBear

BS”D

Perhaps make contact with the Admou”r of Hornisteipol-Milwaukee, Reb Michel Twerski shlit”a. Also, while neither Biala Rebbe has obtained secular education, I agree that they know how to reach out to those who have (the one in Lugano whom I know does have a presence in E”Y and the one in Boro Park, that is – there may be a third in E”Y and if so I know nothing about him at all).

And what about the Bostoner in Har Nof?

Hatzlocho!

BS”D

Not really a shidduch story like the rest – but did anyone else know that the Ku Klutz Karta’s first trip to Iran was the result of the work of a deaf, aging shadchan?

You see, Ahmadinejad wanted to marry a Jewish girl from a good wannabe kanoi family, so he called a shadchan in NK Monsey and asked him to send over a few of his best prospects.

The shadchan (some say it was Moishe Ber Beck himself) misunderstood and thought Mad Mahmoud wanted to marry off his daughter.

So, he sent over six of the least appealing bochurim on his list, and the rest was history. M.A.F. was Mad Mahmoud’s first choice and they were together for a while but M.A.F. did tshive and no longer goes to Iran. Now Mad Mahmoud is in a relationship with Aharon Cohen who is presently over there where he belongs.

A chuppa is planned but it has to be constructed 50 amois high….

BS”D

Thanks Bemused – is this your original screen name? Actually I wanted to log in with my old one but I forgot the password and I no longer access the e-mail I registered that one with so I changed.

GoldieLoxx – are you OK? You don’t even know me LOL – or is it that you want to see what happens when you tease a 600 kilo bear? (600 kilos = 1320 pounds at yesterday’s exchange rate but I hear Obama is cutting the pound to 12 ounces in order to deal with the obesity crisis and save money at the same time.)

BS”D

OK I am a returning member who has been away for a while. Let’s see who can figure out who I am…and if you recognize my screen name from elsewhere please don’t spoil the fun for others :).