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oh don’t worry, i’m shutting up this time. oh and i just made you a milkshake, but you didn’t come by so i’m drinking it myself 😉
moish: you’re so mean.$
refu qwerty!!
qwerty- I know moish is getting alot o attention, but I didn’t think you’d go THAT far…. 😉
refuah sheleimah b’karov
myshadow: thanx.$
areivim: ha ha, i already had all the attention.$ 🙂
qwerty – how many times must you be told not to spend any time out of the cr?? Hopefully this will teach you your lesson, serve as a good reminder where you belong.
asdfghjkl: thanx, when it hapened, i rite away thought about moish.$
Aw that is horrible, qwerty! 🙁
Feel better!! (I would do the banner art if I had the patience)
I started reading this thread from the middle and I first thought moish was the one with the broken wrist. I almost had a heart attack!!!!
qwerty, sorry to hear that, buddy! Hope ya feeling ok.
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anonymisss, i’m not a complete klutz! this is the first time i ever broke anything more than a finger. hopefully it’ll be my last too.
i think it’s time that you guys have a serious board meeting. you are losing to many members too fast.
Can i be chairman-i know the most torah (its not gaava i know it comes from hashem lol) Itll be great i can mod give divrie torah and tell you when things are kfira. Oh and ill answer all halachik shaalos!
amichai were also getting new ones everyday!!
yashrus, the board hirs the rabbi. and has the power to kick him out at any given moment. you need money to be a board member… 😉
in that case, qwerty should be THE board member $$
and asdfg can be co-board member (as long as the family fund continues to survive)
takka. but keep in mind that asdfghjkl’s mulla is counterfeit… remember?
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asdfghjkl-It would be my pleasure!
moishe-you sound like the president of my shul.
What kind of power does the rav of the CR have? I need to know if this is another israeli govt or were actualy going to give power to daas torah lol.
asdfghjkl-Basyisroel2 here reporting for duty!
I think I desreve a little credit for being early!
yashrus, you have the power to preach, so long as you don’t step on any board-members’ toes. so watch what you say or you’ll be out of a job.
BUT, you’re annual salary is $200,000 dollars. in cash (off the books, of course!)
and asdfghjkl gets his name on the building. so watch how you spend that money. don’t deposit it at the bank – you’ll wind up in jail and a bail isn’t included in your contract. we’ll live without a shabbos drasha while you serve time.
now that i made it back, i think ill push for a chairwoman’s vote.
i dont think i need to list my wide, varied and highly valid qualifications
asdfghjkl: How is my attendance?I posted a lot today! I feel that for someone with a full time job and college it is pretty good.
I would like to wish our Mora Dasra of the CR board memebers Rav yashrus20 a big mazel tov on the position and I wish him much Haztlacha!
moish, I didn’t think you were a klutz, that’s why I said I almost had a heart attack!
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Hmmm…what to do, oh yeh first thanx basyiroel ill try to be yasher. First things first why is it bas yisroel and BYM are able to talk to me?? I think theres a prob with the mechitza. Men only! Just kidding if tzippi livni can be prime minister than you can be on the board.
Moishe-Wow you realy sound like the president of my shul, my rabbi gets 200 grand and gets threatand everyday.
asdfghjkl-You should put up a bulletin board, my shaabos drasha will be available every motzie shaabos BH.
BYM-hey your back! …what kind of feminist probs are you trying to cause now? NO sisterhoods, NO women making minyanim, No women being called up to the torah, And absolutely NO women Rabbis!
yashrus- any yes’s?
yashrus 200 GRAND!!!! R u for serious??? I’m dropping out of college, becoming a rabbi
myshadow, you do that and your life ain’t yours anymore. knei lecha rav… haha
moish- you sneaky genius
moish, but for 200 grand i’m tempted. I’m working in college five years just to make 60. insane. I needa find a place that needs a woman rabbi
go to the reformed temple
areivimzehlazeh, take a look around. seems like i’m not the only one- too many people mix up their pirkei avos.
maybe not so worth the money then. reform isn’t really my speed
thanx anonymiss and beacon.$
joseph: i wasn’t gonna, but then something happened, and i was forced to.$
to an anonymous poster, its asei lecha rav, knei lecha chaver, did I just miss a joke? think I got it…
btw, this is completely off meeting topics…
kapusta, i think you did miss the joke… we know the real way. i was trying to make a point.
and since when am i an anonymous poster?
Arievimzehlahze-Yes to women….umm….ill think of something.
asdfghjkl-thanx (can i give mussar?)
You know there is another way to become sorta a women rabbi get me a shidduch and shell be a rebbitzin (jk im only 20 and i needa shtieg).
My shadow-listen its not four years of college its 20 yrs of learning but good luck 🙂
I got the joke, while I was writing it. or did you miss that part?
yashrus, true, true!! lol
to an anonymous poster, its asei lecha rav, knei lecha chaver, did I just miss a joke? think I got it…
I got the joke, while I was writing it. or did you miss that part?
most definitely did miss that. you think it was clear??
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