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April 21, 2013 3:40 am at 3:40 am #609096Torah613TorahParticipant
What comments were written on your report cards most often when you were a kid?
Mine always included a variation of “_____ is an active participant in class discussions”. I like to think this transferred into coffee room activity in my adult life. 🙂
April 21, 2013 4:12 am at 4:12 am #1030901playtimeMemberTalmud is an utter disturbance in my class.
April 21, 2013 4:20 am at 4:20 am #1030902VogueMember“Pays attention but does not comprehend material being taught in class” (I don’t think I was really paying attention though, but then again “fake it till you make it”)
April 21, 2013 4:21 am at 4:21 am #1030903OneOfManyParticipantMiss OOM is an insufferable know-it-all who continually speaks out of turn.
April 21, 2013 4:59 am at 4:59 am #1030904xx ImpersonatorMemberGolem… Such an appropriate name!
April 21, 2013 5:10 am at 5:10 am #1030905Veltz MeshugenerMemberI think that my comments, along with the comments of everyone I knew, were invariably “could do better if he would take things seriously”. I think that if I would add up the number of such comments on my report cards and those of my friends, the total would literally be in the hundreds.
On the other hand, when I was a teacher, I more commonly wrote things like “I’m glad he’s not trying, because if he did, he’d only be disappointed.” And the principal always edited them to say something about a heart of gold.
April 21, 2013 6:44 am at 6:44 am #1030906feif the matzivMemberIn my school my principle goes through all the tests after the teacher marks them and gives her own comments. They’re usually like “great job” that type of stuff. but I’m really bad at math and on one test, I barely passed, she gave me an “ouch”-for real!!
April 21, 2013 8:02 am at 8:02 am #1030907twistedParticipantI was marked “indeed an individual” very young, a nice way of saying “smarter than the average bear, aloof and above the fray”.
April 21, 2013 1:07 pm at 1:07 pm #1030908Torah613TorahParticipantTalmud: What is it with boys being proud of being disruptive?
OOM: I have no trouble believing that was true, but I doubt they said that. 🙂
Veltz Meshugener: LOL. Is that a true story?
Most of my teachers didn’t think of my class participation as a positive thing, especially during my less diplomatic years, even though I never tried to cause trouble on purpose.
twisted: hmm sounds like a double meaning to me.
April 21, 2013 1:31 pm at 1:31 pm #1030909no longer need seminaryMemberi still get: ‘pays attention in class, and achieves good grades but doesnt seem to contribute to class discussions.’ My friend gets: ‘ contributes in ckass and acheives good grades but talks too much!’
April 21, 2013 2:22 pm at 2:22 pm #1030910Torah613TorahParticipantneed sem help: Sounds like you’re a good pair!
April 21, 2013 3:28 pm at 3:28 pm #1030911playtimeMemberTorah- I wrote it with utmost regret and remorse. (and don’t be fooled by my subtitle) I may just as well wear pigtails.
April 21, 2013 4:11 pm at 4:11 pm #1030912writersoulParticipantIn elem, I was always told some variation on “very smart, participates a lot in class.” The variations were very slight. I was sure there was an answer bank on the computer where you just pick the comment of best fit.
In my high school, though, my comment for gym was “doesn’t study hard enough.”
And then I knew.
April 22, 2013 5:14 pm at 5:14 pm #1030913dotnetterMemberMy kid brother received a comment as a first grader “would do better if he’d only apply himself.”
The class was learning how to read ‘see pat run’ and add 1+1. he’d sit quietly on the side. teacher thought he couldn’t read or do math.
Meanwhile at home, he was reading ben hecht’s perfidy and mensa books:)
April 22, 2013 5:15 pm at 5:15 pm #1030914popa_bar_abbaParticipantThere is something mildly disturbing about a 1st grader reading Perfidy
April 22, 2013 5:31 pm at 5:31 pm #1030915🐵 ⌨ GamanitParticipantMy comments were always like “Bright girl, we appreciate her participation in class. With more effort would do even better blah blah blah.” As a teacher I used the book “Teachers Comments for Report Cards” for help.
April 22, 2013 5:32 pm at 5:32 pm #1030916dotnetterMemberHey, I didn’t say he understood what he read…
To be honest, he stopped after about 50 pages because he didn’t understand what he was reading. Point was, he was able to read it, and his teacher thought he couldn’t read ‘see pat run’…
April 22, 2013 6:26 pm at 6:26 pm #1030917TheGoqParticipantI think you need to ask my sister in law she had possession of a box of my report cards and records and read them without permission.
April 22, 2013 6:29 pm at 6:29 pm #1030918Torah613TorahParticipantdotnetter: When one of my siblings was 5, I paid them $5 to read Macbeth so they they could say that they read Macbeth at the age of 5 in preschool. 🙂
That sibling loves Shakespeare, so I suppose it had some effect.
April 22, 2013 6:39 pm at 6:39 pm #1030919emanParticipantMidaber V’eino Shomeah.
April 23, 2013 6:53 am at 6:53 am #1030920haifagirlParticipantMy report cards always said something like “can’t sit still and is easily distracted.”
Meanwhile . . .
When one of my siblings was 5, I paid them $5 to read Macbeth so they they could say that they read Macbeth at the age of 5 in preschool.
I know one “they” was supposed to be “that,” so I let it go.
In my school my principle goes through all . . .
I’m very happy your school has a principle. So many don’t these days.
April 23, 2013 9:06 am at 9:06 am #1030921no longer need seminaryMemberT613T, yeah, she talks to everyone else. dont think im such an angel though. we pass notes instead……..
April 23, 2013 1:22 pm at 1:22 pm #1030922Sam2ParticipantOOM: Hey, they said the same about me…
Dotnetter: Do you mean See Spot Run, the classic kid’s book?
April 23, 2013 2:03 pm at 2:03 pm #1030923benignumanParticipantWhile I am sure that at the time I read my report cards, I cannot remember the comments on a single one.
I do remember one rebbi throughout the year confiscated dozens of drawings and doodles from me. The rebbi stapled my drawings to my report card, added a category to the report card for “Art” and gave me an “A+”
April 23, 2013 3:47 pm at 3:47 pm #1030924sw33tMember” sw33t is a pleasure to have in class”
EVERY SINGLE YEAR
April 23, 2013 4:25 pm at 4:25 pm #1030925TheGoqParticipantsw33t you are such a teachers pet!
April 23, 2013 6:08 pm at 6:08 pm #1030926sw33tMemberhaha! I sat in class and spaced out all day!!
April 23, 2013 8:57 pm at 8:57 pm #1030927SaysMeMemberhaifagirl- did you ever edit your report cards? 🙂
April 24, 2013 1:14 am at 1:14 am #1030928Torah613TorahParticipantHaifa: Google “epicene they”.
I just out-grammared the grammarian. 🙂
April 24, 2013 1:19 am at 1:19 am #1030929OneOfManyParticipantyep
April 24, 2013 9:46 am at 9:46 am #1030930no longer need seminaryMemberbeniguman, you think thats bad. my teacher said she used to teach in a school where if you were found chewing gum in class, you had to put the gum in a jar and take out a different one and chew it.
its prob not true though….
April 24, 2013 1:55 pm at 1:55 pm #1030931benignumanParticipantNSH,
Probably not. I didn’t think that was bad, I thought it was funny (and fortunately so did my parents).
April 24, 2013 2:44 pm at 2:44 pm #1030932no longer need seminaryMembermy parents would NOT have found it funny…….
April 24, 2013 2:58 pm at 2:58 pm #1030933hahahahaMembermy comments were always about “my smiles that brightened the classroom”– nothing else to say? Unfortunately,I seem to have learned from this experience and my students have had the same sort of comments
April 24, 2013 3:35 pm at 3:35 pm #1030934just my hapenceParticipant“The richness of his talent is equalled only by the paucity of his effort”
July 28, 2014 2:37 am at 2:37 am #1030935Patur Aval AssurParticipantMy humble beginnings:
“Patur Aval Assur has much ability but he must not blurt out answers”
“Patur Aval Assur is restless but still does well”
“Honor student but must improve behavior”
“Please call to discuss”
“Behavior and/or attitude affecting learning”
“Grade modified due to excessive lateness and/or cutting class”
“Disruptive”
July 28, 2014 4:22 am at 4:22 am #1030936ari-freeParticipantMine was
“Practically perfect in every way”
July 28, 2014 7:24 pm at 7:24 pm #1030937wallflowerParticipant“Wallflower needs to participate more in class”
or
“Wallflower needs to learn to keep her comments to herself”
depending on the teacher, subject, classmates, or mood…
July 28, 2014 11:06 pm at 11:06 pm #1030938👑RebYidd23ParticipantSomething like “RebYidd23 is intelligent and able. If only he wasn’t so obnoxious and rude, I would be glad he’s in this class.”
Or “RebYidd23 is very intelligent but has never yet written any answers to anything related to math. He often reads, draws, or writes poetry instead of participating, and is also very disrespectful. With improvement, he can be a great asset to our class.”
September 4, 2014 3:39 am at 3:39 am #1030939Patur Aval AssurParticipantSome more of my humble beginnings:
“Inattentive in class”
“Easily distracted in class”
“Patur Aval Assur is clearly very bright and when he wants to he can excel”
“Displays little effort”
September 5, 2014 2:55 pm at 2:55 pm #1030940GG yekkeMember_______ is a lovely boy with big potential…. BUT….
_______ works well when he puts his mind to it, what a shame about this year
all of them start off ____ is a lovely boy ect ect and then continue with a ‘but’ or ‘if only’
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