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Patur Aval Assur, I grant you a Knighthood of the Emerald Sword!
(Randomex)
“You’re NUTS”
(eftachbchinor)
That one’s difficult to interpret as an insult in context*, especially the way kids talk these days…
What’s wrong, Patur? Doesn’t anyone hate you anymore?
* http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/creative-writing-cr-users-in-real-life#post-541135
“If you read this thread, please speak up”
It’s one of my faves 😉 (sorry PAA to ruin a perfectly good offensive thread with a compliment)
“What’s wrong, Patur? Doesn’t anyone hate you anymore?”
I wish I’d have the patience and mental stamina to study or even read all the relevant posts and know why I should hate PAA. But in my ignorance, I’m skipping to stage 3. Stage 1 being loving him for no reason not to, stage 2- hating him for his shrewd nastiness, and stage 3- loving that shrewd nastiness which masks a delightful sense of humor and a person with quality and depth.
“I’m not sure that it was a compliment.”
Being that I’m the one who posted it, I’ll be the judge of that
Sorry, that was too nasty. I mean your incisiveness. You’re serious about the list?? Once again, my mouth is hanging open in amazement. Like this: O. (please do not insert a fly or I will hurt it;)).
“Were you serious about the “shrewd nastiness”?”
This is the thread for insults, is it not?
“please do not insert a fly or I will hurt it;)”
I cannot imagine THAT happening!
“But I didn’t think I did something that would be characterized as “shrewd nastiness”, so I wanted to clarify.”
I think she was kidding 🙂
“Is that significantly different from last time when it was:
“My mouth is hanging open. Like this: 0.” “
LOL 😀
PAA- Now that you thought of it, yes. It opened a tad wider.:)O.
“Does that mean you want it?”
I do. Although I’d feel bad to make you work that hard. But if you did you’d have to give me time to work my way through all of it also, especially since I don’t like to be on my comp for too long at a time.
And if you did, I’d add to your report card comments “mamesh a gitte neshume”. (and that is not proof that I’m chassidish, even if you find the same kinda “proof” elsewhere. Just saying.)
“I’m going to count it towards my chessed hours”
See what I mean when I say this thread is one of my favorites? 😉
PAA: “I’m going to count it towards my chessed hours”
Aha.
[Not everything I have to say, but I can’t let PAA get this first!]
Surprisingly enough, Eftach would hurt a fly:
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/its-okay-to-care-about-animals#post-541139
(We’ll have to leave trying not to kill things to Writersoul:
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/ever-seen-a-forest-animal-die-of-old-age#post-537143 )
Eftach’s a real heart-warmer, though – I read the post you linked to, Patur. And then there are her profiles of other users.
eftachbchinor:
Can you do more people? Here’s a good place for it:
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/lets-all-make-non-nasty-comments-about-other-posters
(P.S. No, this doesn’t mean I’m working on a response to the “forest animal” thread… You don’t want to know how much CR-related material I have both on my computer and on papers. It’s all too much…)
EDIT:
PAA:
Here’s Eftach’s first mouth-hanging-open CR moment (I assume) so you can better see their evolution:
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/cant-escape-who-you-are#post-540745
That’s it?
OMGOMGOMG
KKKKKKK
PAA, that’ll be a long study and you’re gonna have to give me lotsa time to go through it all and I’m not promising that I’ll keep cheshbon of everything even close to the way you can. But you can count it towards your chessed hours. Are you married? If not, put it on your resume under chessed.
[Not everything, etc… but you know that already, don’t you?]
“That one’s difficult to interpret as an insult in context*
Read the title.
Good point. I think I’ve learned that lesson now, though:
(It was false when he posted it.)
, especially the way kids talk these days…”
And anyway, Eftach is presumably not a kid as you can see:
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/rebbes-affectionate-with-children/page/2#post-540123
That was a valid argument when it was posted (2 days ago) – assuming Eftach, being a teacher, to be of a certain age. Then this happened:
OMGOMGOMG
KKKKKKK
Whatever Eftach’s age may be, I think we can agree that her speech is indeed “the way kids talk these days.”
As far as your list is concerned:
Despite my comment about not having meant the meaning of the word,
you kept the two instances of “facetious” from the forest animal thread on the list.
Again despite my comment, and Cozimjewish’s, you do not reveal that it was your own statement being quoted by Cozimjewish, and you leave out the emoticon which indicates the true meaning of her statement. (You might be able to justify this with
the thread title… I still don’t like it. And in fact, that thread title is not your own – it was created to warn people.)
I’ll ask now so that I’ll have one less thing to address later – did you like the way I solved the problem with the quote you hadn’t used?
You left my knighting you off – I assume you could not find a way to interpret it as an insult. (I have one, but only on your side, not mine.)
Does that mean that you are not going to respond [to the forest animal thread]?
No, just that I wasn’t actually doing it at the time. B’li neder, one of these days…
Not everything I have to say, but I can’t let PAA get this first!
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/creative-writing-cr-users-in-real-life#post-540659
Oh, no, that wasn’t caution – that was competition. (Although you might actually beat me in that aspect in general.)
P.S. A post of mine from late Friday afternoon was rejected – I don’t know why. Maybe it was actually a computer error, and not the work of a mod.
“And anyway, Eftach is presumably not a kid as you can see:
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/rebbes-affectionate-with-children/page/2#post-540123
That was a valid argument when it was posted (2 days ago) – assuming Eftach, being a teacher, to be of a certain age. Then this happened:
OMGOMGOMG
KKKKKKK
Whatever Eftach’s age may be, I think we can agree that her speech is indeed “the way kids talk these days.”
Interesting, no? Maybe she’s young at heart? Around teens way too often? Pretended to be a teacher in that post? Pretending to be a teen in the other? Figured that nothing beats the precision of today’s cool lexigon? Hmmm….
eftachbchinor:
Why don’t we just assume you’re a young teacher? Occam’s Razor!
CORRECTION:
P.S. A post of mine from late Friday afternoon was rejected – I don’t know why. Maybe it was actually a computer error, and not the work of a mod.
That post wasn’t in this thread – it was in the thread with the URL “chofetz-chaim-yeshivos-1” and the name “Totally Random Title…” I think I should be able to address that thread in full now, though. Have I mentioned I’ve been up for about 29 hours now?
;););)
lol
You neva know.
eftachbchinor:
;););)
lol
You neva know.
At this point, that sounds rather contrived… 🙂
🙂
Ok. You’re always right. How do you stick out your tongue here again?
eftachbchinor:
How do you stick out your tongue here again?😛 or :p
Thanks for the compliment!
(It’s off-the-record, too 🙂 – but it’s not usable.)
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It’s all for you, Randomex. (Please don’t insert any flies again, or I will hurt them. This is not fly tape.)
eftachbchinor:
I hope you don’t do that in class…
It's all for you, Randomex.Should I be honored?
Please don't insert any fliesIs your mouth open when you stick your tongue out
at someone? Mine isn’t, and I assume it’s the same
for most people. (Perhaps you could do an
informal study of your students?)
Perhaps you should come up with an emoticon that
expresses an open mouth with the tongue sticking out.
againWhen did I ever put a fly in your mouth? Did you mean
“Again, please don’t insert any flies?”
(Is that correct grammar? Should it be “…flies”? I’m unsure.
At the age I deduce for your students, I doubt they learn grammar, though.)
This is not fly tape.Good one! 🙂
“Perhaps you should come up with an emoticon that
expresses an open mouth with the tongue sticking out.”
My friend uses this :0~~~ (when she is really annoyed and feels that a simple 😛 is not enough to show her aggravation 😉 )
“At the age I deduce for your students, I doubt they learn grammar, though.”
You’d be surprised. Boy do they!! They’re 7-8. And yes, they sat on my lap, etc. Like, they even learn about dependent and independent clauses.
BTW, you’ve just insulted me. I’m blushing. I’m tempted to stick out my tongue at you, again. (Now don’t tell me that was incorrectly stated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
PAA- “Fair point about Eftach.”
Sorry?
I thought I heard my name there. Could you tell me what you’re talking about? Cuz I haven’t the foggiest.
PAA- thanks! Yeh, that explained things! Wow, it’s amazing how u guys can think so clearly. Stick to gemarah and become something great cuz the frum population could use such brains. Really amazing. Give up the coffee room and reach ur potential! Can’t imagine R’ Chaim hanging around here.
PAA- thanks! Yeh, that explained things! Wow, it’s amazing how u guys can think so clearly. Stick to gemarah and become something great cuz the frum population could use such brains. Really amazing. Give up the coffee room and reach ur potential! Can’t imagine R’ Chaim hanging around here.”
Let me try and guess what assumptions you’re referring to:
a)that you’re guys
b)that you don’t stick to gemarah
c)that you aren’t yet something great
d)that the frum population is not yet benefitting from your brains
e)that you haven’t reached your potential
f)that visiting the coffee room and reaching potential are mutually exclusive
g)that someone will read my post
Did I get it? Or am I missing something?
Which assumptions are right and which are wrong?
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