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  • #593956
    eclipse
    Member

    1.You walk out of your house and you think you’re seeing COFFEE ROOM people.

    2.You stop walking out of your house.

    To prevent this scariness,I make strict rules for myself…How about you?

    #725395
    bpt
    Participant

    Funny you should pick this topic, because I just heard this morning on the radio a survey about how much TV most Americans watch each day (on average, its 5 hours)

    The radio host asked essentialy the same question you just did:

    How do you know when you’ve had too much?

    The best answers were:

    When you know more on-line people than you do real people

    When you tell your real world friends stories about your on-line friends (yet talk about them like they are also real world friends)

    When you fall asleep at the screen… and wake up when someone shuts the monitor!

    (the other one was about the buttons on the remote, so it does not apply to the CR)

    #725396

    eclipse – I saw you today! I was the person passing your house just as you came out…

    #725397
    eclipse
    Member

    TMB,I have a weak heart…please!:)

    #725398
    eclipse
    Member

    Kidding.(and boy,YOU better be kidding too)

    #725399

    I wish I could say I was…

    #725400
    umm
    Member

    When the work is just piling up, and nothing is getting done even though you’re at the screen for over an hour already.

    #725401
    umm
    Member

    When you see a post and can already imagine who will answer and how!

    #725402
    wanderingchana
    Participant

    TMB=stalker

    #725403
    oomis
    Participant

    When you list Starbucks as a Shidduch reference for your kids…

    #725404
    eclipse
    Member

    oomis,that’s hilarious!But you post from home,right?

    #725405
    mewho
    Participant

    you are flying around thehosue like you have taken speed.

    #725406
    oomis
    Participant

    Thanks, Eclipse, yes I do post only from home.

    #725407
    blinky
    Participant

    …when your reading a book and a posters name comes up and your mind automatically thinks of the CR. I’m doomed every time i see “blink” “eclipse” “Totty” “moderator”…you get get the picture. 🙂

    #725408
    bpt
    Participant

    Oh, thats not a problem, becuase today, you could have seen BPT, blinked, and by the time you open your eyes, the Mods have made BPT disappear.

    Talk about doomed!

    #725409
    Tzvi Hirsh
    Member

    WHEN YOUR CREDIT CARD SENDS YOU AN ALERT FOR OVER ACTIVITY FOR STARBUCKS AND DUNKING DONUNUTS.

    #725410
    eclipse
    Member

    Blinky…why doomed?

    #725411
    bpt
    Participant

    No, I meant, I’m doomed.

    Blinky? She can do no wrong….she just does’nt have it in her

    #725412
    eclipse
    Member

    Blinky is a gentle soul,I know!

    I didn’t understand the doomed part.

    #725413
    bpt
    Participant

    Yesterday and the day before, I was really getting on the Mods nerves, and they were zapping me at almost every turn.

    Not to worry. I backed into my corner, icked my wounds and lived to post another day.

    So far, so good!

    #725414
    deiyezooger
    Member

    BP dont let that get you down,sometimes they zap you for no apperent reason.

    #725415
    AinOhdMilvado
    Participant

    You’re having too much coffee when…

    –You’re asking the Pakistani girl at Dunkin Donuts for her address so you can invite her to your chasuna!

    –You start taking Italian lessons so you can order more easily at Starbucks.

    #725416
    bpt
    Participant

    Oh no, Deiyezooger.. this time they were right. But, boy were they funny lines! Well worth the petch I got.

    #1692591

    How do you have too much coffee?

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