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What is the most yeshivisha shprach you heard or use? My favorite is “Bietzem yea Punkt not”
Whatever the phrase may be, it can be replaced with “BLAH BLAH BLAH” without losing any meaning at all.
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LOL Mayan_Dvash
Grada. My kids use it as frequently as I ask “vusi n’eis?”
One they don’t use, but I hear alot is “eizen” (as in super/terrific)
Genoiy is the most yeshivish word lol
mrafsa nigra.
The CR is be’eztem the best place so l’maaseh, Whats the Kasha? B’seder! 🙂 🙂
Blinky.. have you been listening to the bochurim talk on their way to yeshiva?
I don’t recall you mentioning brothers or BILs, and that last sentence sounded VERY yeshivish!
L’maiseh, the metzius is that efsher it could be gevaldig, grada!
brisk: lichoirah, my browser has bietzem removed the yeshivishe shprach from the gevaldige post you left!! Oy! ah bruch!!
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Tho most used yeshivish phrase is chap, as in “do you chap”?
punkt fakert
that has to be on the list!
Lav davka or the newer (i guess txting) version, lav D.
ain hochi nami.
you are tayning tzum zach.
Stop Hoking ah kup.
Bichlal not noigeah.
“Ah towsend per cent!”
What does genoiy mean, never heard of that in yeshiva.
just dont finish the sentence and its “yeshivishe shprach”!!!!!!!!
genoi – exactly as in “I’m not sure genoi”
brisk: I’m not genoiy klur what you are talking about! Eifsher u cud be masbier zien
Your statement goofa, makes my first point. Regarding my tzvaita memra, it seems like your yeshivishe shprach got removed C”V! Nuch a sugya, slightly related, where I work, nebach, I’m the only frumma guy. So all this shprach gets bottled up until I have the zechia of such a matziv to luz ois!
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BP Totty- your mamash funny! just because i didn’t mention brothers or brothers in law doesn’t mean i don’t have any! B”H i have more than a couple, you chap? 🙂
..and I end up fishing for English words to convey the etzem feeling that the yeshivishe shprach memra is supposed to.
L’maaseh, this is ah shtickel ah na’arisha post. It b’etzem doesn’t shtim with pravving like a yeshivaman to dray of the unternet. It’s gradda punkt a stira to be a emesse ben torah & post shticklach online. Uber, sof kol sof, hayom the oilam is noheig to feerzuch with a bissel less shtoltz & to shribe shticklach that raitz the oilam un….
real-brisker – b’michlas k’vod brisk, you are halb gerechted, uber not ungantzin… B’emesin, fardeked mit filters un andereh eitzos iz nisht azoi shlecht. Uber, tzu machen ah l’chatchilah fun ah b’dieved is gantz shver. L’maan haemes, m’muz farshtayin vuss maint emesse yeshivish bain hasedorim activity. It’s not stam to battel away oif der unternet. It’s oich to sit around un hack tiffeh yeshivishe reid l’maaseh…
real-brisker – L’maaseh a groise cheilek of yeshivishe sprach iz b’eztem geboit oif yiddish. B’noisef tzu dem is oich the chochma of nutzing your tzvai hent to make your glatte sevara mekubel. You gradda can oichit nutz your kup and draiy in the richtige mehalach & the mentchen ken farshtay what you’re tanehing…
lkwdfellow and real-brisker- i think you should just start your own thread and converse there, I CANT UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU ARE SAYING!!!!!!!!! And im sure there are others too who are feeling left out 🙂
im too old to learn a new language
real-brisker – Gradda ich gehot a shtickel a p’shat in punkt der zelbeh shailah that you were meorer. The sibah why afiluh an urel needs tzvi hent iz lechorah gantz pashut. Oib nisht – they would have a geshkame teirutz in Shomayim nuch a hundred tzvonig why they didn’t speak yeshivish shprach. Uber vibalt, heint, they were oichet gebentched with der zelbeh hent vi Yiddin, heint, they have no amaslah & b’chal no teirutz far vuss zei reddin nisht in yeshivishe shprach.
blinky – you need to purchase a copy of the Yeshivish Shprach-English dictionary. It not only contains the meanings of all yeshivish words, it even has all hand & head motions (with diagrams)that will help you in your day-to-day chakiros & shmoozings….
Real Brisker (to Betzalel); B’etzem, when someone is in a plunter, they don’t talk. They plead The Fifth.
real-brisker – iz takkeh nisht poshut tzu shreibin yeshivish sprach, vibalt iz felt der tenuos fun der hent. Uber, l’maaseh – unzer avodah iz nor tzu teen vuss mir ken. Der Bashefer vill nor az mir zoll machen unzer hishtadlus. Ven me schreibt a brif oif yeshivish shprach uder a geshmake sevara – afiluh un nutzun der hent – tz’kimt unz der s’char k’ilu mir hubun duss aroisgezukt ba’al peh – mit der hent. Mein birchas hedyot iz – az ihr zolt zoche zein to schreiben tiffe, lomdishe, geshmake yeshivish shpach – gezunter heit, mit seichel hayosher mitoch brius gufah u’nohara m’alyah, ad bias Goel, b’miharah b’yamainu!!!
Not sure why this “yeshivishe shprach” it sounds very much like regular yiddish to me!!
“I CANT UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU ARE SAYING!!”
The Rosh replied,
Mayan_Dvash:
“Whatever the phrase may be, it can be replaced with “BLAH BLAH BLAH” without losing any meaning at all.”
Only if you don’t understand yiddish and/or aramaic.
Best shprach I’ve ever heard: Not a sfek sfaika of a hava amina!
real-brisker – ah grosseh shkoiyach far der Brocha tzurik!
Far der oilam vuss hot tainos az zey vaiysen nisht vuss mir voggen, ich vill nor zuggin – zein nisht m’kaneh!! Gaiy arein in ah Bais Medrash uder a p’nimiya uder ah bochurim’s dirah far a poor shu’uh, un ich zug deer klurr, du vetsht doch oich reddin Yeshivisha Shpach vi ah mumcha!!
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