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  • #1771906
    👑RebYidd23
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    If I tried to pass off a coyote or jackal as a dog.

    #1771963
    Lightbrite
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    Depends on who you’re trying to fool

    #1771964
    Lightbrite
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    Just don’t try to pass off a sloth as a moth

    #1771965
    Lightbrite
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    Or a frog as a dog

    #1772061
    👑RebYidd23
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    It would have to fool everyone.

    #1772071

    Now that you asked it would be considered premeditated offense.

    #1772021
    ☕️coffee addict
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    Lightbright

    Or a cat as a rat

    Or a donkey as a monkey

    #1772080
    👑RebYidd23
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    Lowerourtuition, it is not necessarily illegal everywhere.

    #1772106
    DovidBT
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    What about a moose as a goose?

    #1772097
    akuperma
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    Coyotes and Jackals (and wolves) and dogs are really one species. They can mate and produce fertile offspring.

    #1772137
    Little Froggie
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    Or a person as a frog

    #1772153
    Lightbrite
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    RebYidd23: If you know that the coyote or jackal isn’t really a dog, then you have a problem because you fooled everyone except yourself.

    You need to fool yourself first.

    #1772152
    Lightbrite
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    Just don’t try to pass off a mamma as a llama

    #1772685
    👑RebYidd23
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    Lightbrite, you mean the coyote or jackal would have to fool me.

    #1772841
    Lightbrite
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    True dat, RebYidd23! 🙂

    #1772938
    Gadolhadorah
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    Most importantly, NEVER attempt to pass off a Katan for a Gadol!!

    #1773148
    Lightbrite
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    Or a heimish for an Amish

    #1773152
    Lightbrite
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    Or a Pineapple Dole for a Gadol

    #1773157
    Lightbrite
    Participant

    Or Dr. Seuss for a moose

    #1773158
    Lightbrite
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    DovidBT: We must confirm with RebYidd23, but I think that a moose for a goose might be acceptable according to her highness.

    #1773315
    Gadolhadorah
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    On Rosh Chodesh Elul I will be announcing my annual sale of special 2 NIS lemons grown on the grounds of Mar A Lago rebranded as “Deluxe Mahadrim Esrogim from Umbria” for the bargain price of 1,040 NIS. Supplies will be limited so get your order in early.

    #1773340
    nebuch
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    Is this a kindergarten chat room? Are there actually adults commenting here ??

    #1773388
    Lightbrite
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    Nebuch: I can only answer for myself here.

    #1773387
    👑RebYidd23
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    The one thing more immature than discussing frivolous topics is joining a conversation just to call the topic childish.

    #1773379
    ☕️coffee addict
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    “Most importantly, NEVER attempt to pass off a Katan for a Gadol!!“

    Yes,
    Unless one person’s gadol can be another person’s katan

    And for sure never pass off liberalism as communism lite

    Oh wait….

    #1773380
    Goldilocks
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    The happiest adults are ones that know how to laugh like children .
    Better be a girl than a squirrel. 👯

    #1773385
    Lightbrite
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    Gadolhadorah: If you are indeed trying to pass Mar-a-Largo lemons as Deluxe Mahadrim Esrogim from Umbria (for non-Sukkot purpose), will you accept the proper number of American dollars as a legitimate payment?

    #1773428
    Gadolhadorah
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    Coffee Addict…..is that like going into an Ungarishe restaurant and asking for an order of their special house gefilte fish but requesting the waiter to “hold the sugar”. A liberal interpretation of your posting would suggest you haven’t read Karl Marx since your sophomore year in cheder

    #1774472
    ☕️coffee addict
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    “Coffee Addict…..is that like going into an Ungarishe restaurant and asking for an order of their special house gefilte fish but requesting the waiter to “hold the sugar”.“

    I love ungar’s gefilte fish!

    “A liberal interpretation of your posting would suggest you haven’t read Karl Marx since your sophomore year in cheder”

    Exactly! Because liberals don’t want to be called communists!

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