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Ok, common…whose got the worst/punniest joke in the CR?
what’s the father of all corny jokes
POPCORN
“POPCORN”
that joke was absolutely aMAIZEing
that joke was absolutely aMAIZEing
I’m sorry if I lost you there 😉 (for those that don’t get it aMAZEing)
MAIZE is the Spanish word for corn.
are we working our way back to the corn on the cob thread?
“MAIZE is the Spanish word for corn.” So how do they say maze?
so how do they say maze? Corn!
what bracha do you make on a corny joke? Ha’adama! :0)
MAIZE is the Spanish word for corn.
I figured that, I was making a play on words though
MAIZE is the Spanish word for corn
not entirely true
maize is the word for what we call corn, could be it has a spanish origin but:
corn is a generic term for grain
columbus, or some professor who came with him, called the maize there “corn” meaning this is grain
maize is a specific kind of corn
the on the cob stuff is really maize in all languages
i hope you are confused
a man walked into a bar….. ouch.
LOL!
right
it should have turned into a thread about maize
“how did this turn into another thread about corn?”
Maize Hashem haysa zos, he niflas b’aynaynu, of course 😉
A joke isnt good when you need to disect it…
this might be the worst joke ever but if you are about 5 years old its very funny
why did the cow go to the theater?
to see the mooooooovie.
What did the fruit tree say to the farmer?
Stop picking on me!
What does a cow daven? Mooooooosuf
Why did the chicken cross the street?
To get to the other side.
“this might be the worst joke ever”
No problem, this is the Worst Joke Contest, after all 😉
This horrible joke is a real winner with the 4-6 year old crowd:
A: Knock-knock
B: Who’s there
A: Interrupting Cow
B: Interrupting co…..
A: Mooooooooooooooo
blinky
very original
why did the cognitively-challenged person tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
he didnt want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing
Do you have any moooooooooooooore cow jokes?
A joke isnt good when you need to disect it…
gumball, anything you disect isnt very funny
i do but im afraid if i post them someone…ahem..will steal them.
What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor??
“where’s my tractor???”
Did you hear the joke about the cow? Its Udderly funny! (ok ok that was a bad one)
why did the farmer say that?
how would anyone know where his tractor is if he himself doesnt?
sounds like he was mentally challenged
you shouldnt make fun of people like that
thats not funny.
ergo: the worst joke ever!
except for the road-crossing chicken
there is no joke worse than that
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get the chinese newspaper.
i dont get it.
neither do i, i get the ny times.
i don’t get that one either 🙂
Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, “Pass the soap.” The second one says, “No soap, radio!”
shein- no no you said it wrong its 2 elephants in a bathtub….(sigh) now its not so funny 🙂
A termite walked into a bar and asked “is the bar tender here?”
why did the turkey cross the rd?
cause the chicken was on vacation.
what did the zero(0) tell the eight (8)?
i like your belt
Perhaps this thread should be renamed “the CORNIEST joke contest.”
PS: If this is a contest, what is the prize? I, for one, love contests and enter a lot of them. In the past year and a half I have won a lot of wonderful things – worth a lot of moola.
What happens after they hold a luncheon at the public library?
Reader’s digest.
the turkey chicken one is actually pretty good
doesnt really belong in this thread
What’s the difference between Monroe and New Square?
In Monroe you have a few shuls and even a Beis Chabad.
In New Square there is only one shul, and if you don’t like it there’s always AISH!
worth a lot of moola
Minyan- mooooooooooooooooooola
why was 6 afraid of 7?
cuz 7 8 9 (8- ate)
that ‘joke’ brings back memories of being little 😉
Why did the nurse wake up the patient?
To give her a sleeping pill.
I’m a little nervous to post any bad jokes because most of them are copyright by Laffy Taffy, but here are some more…
How do you make an egg roll? Push it.
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road? He didnt have the guts.
Why did they bury the Indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.
The invisible man married an invisible woman. Their kids were nothing to look at, either.
I went to buy some camouflage pants but couldnt find any.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
A sandwich walked into a bar. Sorry said the bartender we’re not allowed to serve food here.
A man with a gun ran into a bank. ‘Give me your money otherwise you’re geography’ he shouted. ‘Dont you mean history’ said the bank clerk? ‘Stop changing the subject’ he snarled.
They opened a new restaurant on the moon. The food was great, the views were panaromic, but there was no atmosphere.
One cannibal said to another ‘your wife makes a great stew’. ‘I know, I’m gonna miss her’ he replied.
hey coffeefan u stole my joke. okay ummmmmmmmmmm……why did the gum cross the road?
it was stuck to the chickens foot! i know too many chicken jokes.
another one: what bracha do u make on the ocean?
shehakol! LOL
whats black, white and “red” everywhere = a newspaper
ha ha do you get read everywhere its a really corny joke found it on the laffy taffy wrapper!!
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