Why I'm never giving blood again. By popa.

That is correct.

Also, according to secular law, there is no reason that you are obligated to donate blood. (hence the term donating is used).

However, in a torah veiw, one can argue that even though no one can demand that you donate blood, however there is Lo Samod Al dam Reacho.

there are not ‘many’ dangers or risks involved when giving blood.

PBA -“I was gonna let them get halfway done, and then pull the thing out and spray blood from my arm all over the place.”

Even though you’re probably joking, but s/o might think this is a cool idea. NOT; because you don’t know the skills of the techs there. They might not be able to stop the bleeding and you might end up in the hospital or worse -like dead. That’s right – people die from minor bleeding when noone there knows how to control it.

They might not be able to stop the bleeding

WHAT?! WHAT?! Have you half your brain tied behind your back to make it fair??!! What do you think they do when they’re finished sucking your blood? let you die? why would they do that? Do you think thy suspect that the person is going to be so scared of giving blood like a teenage girl doing dor yesharim that they will never give blood again? may as well kill them. that seems to be the prevailing opinion of this thread. kill popa b/c he wont give blood.

Not everyone i s so scared of dor yesharim so theres no reason to kill him, so probably they have a way to stop the bleeding. In fact I know they do b/c i give blood all the time apparently unlike Health.

A Sheep without a Spleen –

No spleen, but a Sheep’s brain.

“They might not be able to stop the bleeding

WHAT?! WHAT?! Have you half your brain tied behind your back to make it fair??!!”

Look I won’t put you down, even though you get my “goat”.

To put it simply – there is a difference in applying pressure in the exact area where the needle was or in the general area. The latter might not always work. If you’re interested in learning how to stop bleeding in almost every case that there is -I’d be willing to teach you -for a price.

To put it simply- it is very easy to tell where the needle was. Try looking at where the blood is coming out from it wont be so hard because blood is a different color than skin.

listen here healthyface

I would figure that even with half your brain tied behind your back to make it fair you still know the difference between blood and skin but it seems you think that the flambouyantologistinis have more than half there brain tied in an updo. I really dont know why you’re assuming that they cant tell where the blood is coming out of. Its really not that hard and I will teach any flambouyantologistini that you know for a price, but here is a sneakpeek at my lesson.

Step one. Get a grip.

Step two. Open your eyes.

Step three. Look at the man’s arm. Now if you cant tell which guy is bleeding even if you dont know the difference between blood and skin, look for the man who is screaming. you can tell he is screaming even if you cant tell the difference between regular voices and not regular voices b/c he has his eyes closed and his mouth open. (everyone else has their mouth open AND thier eyes open.)

Step four. Look at where the gray (shade 33) liquid is coming out of the arm. You can tell it is coming out b/c it was in and now its coming out.

Step five. Put your thumb on the exact place where it is coming out and the rest of your fingers on the other side of the arm.

Step six. Commence pressure.

Sheesh!

A Sheep without a Spleen –

You obviously are making an attempt at humor. Maybe you should try Stand -up in a bar where e/o is drunk so you would be appreciated.

You don’t know the first thing about medicine -so there is no point in arguing with you.

You’re probably the type of guy whom faints at the the first site of blood.

BTW – You’re opinion is wrong! I know this must come as a shock to you because your Mommy & wife are always saying You’re right!

Dear healthdawg,

You obviously are making an attempt at intelligence. Here. I will help you.

Step one. Untie other half of brain.

Step two. Take off that silly thinking cap; it isn’t helping you.

Step three. Listen to the wisdom of the sheep.

Step four. Ponder what the sheep said.

Step five. Commence talking-(just joking)

The real step five. Think about what kind of things are forced in logic by what the sheep said.

Step six. Write the in the space where it says reply.

Step seven. Click where it says Send Post.

Now as for the stand up comedy I do in the bar called “Ywn coffeeroom”, You will find it funny after you repeat steps three and four a few times.

As for my knowledge of medicine, it was already mentioned by the Blacksmith-water Sheep that I donate blood much more than healthdawg which of course takes care of your juvenile line about my cowardice.

My wife thinks I am funny, but finds it even more funny that you cant tell where blood is coming out from.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it

was a Type-O.

42: dont despair. Thats like being told you are a Yisroel but finding out you are really a chashuva Kohen!

I took a blood test. I studied very hard, but I got only B-.

You probably didn’t study at all.

Y.D. 66

I’m O+.