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April 27, 2017 1:55 pm at 1:55 pm #1264289👑RebYidd23Participant
If your name is Jones, change it.
April 27, 2017 2:14 pm at 2:14 pm #1264315JosephParticipantBecause the Brauns and Yidden and Bnei Torah and Ovdei Hashem whereas the Joneses are pruste shkutzim, baalei aveirah and regular Sunday avodei zorah worshippers.
April 27, 2017 2:14 pm at 2:14 pm #1264321ChaverParticipantRebyidd23! you really are rocking today with the new topics.
April 27, 2017 2:34 pm at 2:34 pm #1264330👑RebYidd23ParticipantLanguage!
April 27, 2017 11:08 pm at 11:08 pm #1265015LightbriteParticipantStill don’t know whether or not this thread is about electric razors
April 28, 2017 12:30 am at 12:30 am #1265036JosephParticipantYinglish.
April 28, 2017 6:56 am at 6:56 am #1265048Ex-CTLawyerParticipantThen why are everyone trying to keep up with the Joneses?
BTW>>>>Maternal great grandmother was born a Braun, turned down an offer of marriage from a Jones in 1896 and married a Schwarz. She was quite a colorful character who lived until she was 98. Jones died in the Spanish Flu epidemic of 1918 and great grandmother took in his orphan children and raised them as her own. Frum Yekke Joneses in early 20th century NYC. In the Vaterland the name had been Jonas. In America a “jona’ was considered to be cursed and bring bad luck, getting employment proved difficult and changing one letter solved the problem Jakob Jonas from Germany became Jacob Jones of New York.
April 28, 2017 8:44 am at 8:44 am #1265049Ex-CTLawyerParticipantJonas from back in Germany may have become Jones in the USA…simple one letter change. Our Braun lineage from Germany became Brown in late 19th century NY.
Read my story later in the thread.
Your words are offensive, not always accurate or true and you owe observant Jewish Joneses an apology.
April 28, 2017 8:44 am at 8:44 am #1265050Geordie613ParticipantDoes anyone know any Jewish Jones’s?
April 28, 2017 9:43 am at 9:43 am #1265119Ex-CTLawyerParticipantYes,
I know members of two families, originally Jonas in Gemany who became Jones in America. There were also a number of Jewish Smith families in New Haven where I grew up.April 28, 2017 10:20 am at 10:20 am #1265136WinnieThePoohParticipantOn the other hand, anyone ever hear of Eva Braun?
April 28, 2017 10:20 am at 10:20 am #1265137WinnieThePoohParticipantor maybe food processors
April 28, 2017 10:20 am at 10:20 am #1265138👑RebYidd23ParticipantQuit trying to deny pure facts. It is also true that women live longer than men. Is that offensive? It’s just statistical truth.
April 28, 2017 10:33 am at 10:33 am #1265149👑RebYidd23ParticipantBrauns, Baums and Schmidts also live longer than Byrds, Washingtons and Jensens.
April 28, 2017 10:55 am at 10:55 am #1265172JosephParticipantIt’s also statistically true that men have higher IQs than women.
April 28, 2017 11:10 am at 11:10 am #1265195👑RebYidd23ParticipantMen also have more facial hair.
April 28, 2017 2:21 pm at 2:21 pm #1265297👑RebYidd23ParticipantThere are exceptions to that too.
April 28, 2017 2:21 pm at 2:21 pm #1265298👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhat’s that supposed to mean? Should I be offended?
April 28, 2017 2:21 pm at 2:21 pm #1265296👑RebYidd23ParticipantOffensive language is something I thought was not tolerated here. @#$#.
April 28, 2017 2:45 pm at 2:45 pm #1265310👑RebYidd23ParticipantWait, you have insulting conversations with yourself?
April 28, 2017 3:00 pm at 3:00 pm #1265326mw13ParticipantRY23:
Quit trying to deny pure facts. It is also true that women live longer than men. Is that offensive? It’s just statistical truth.Most of the things that get people offended are the truth. They just may not be “the whole truth and nothing but the truth”.
April 28, 2017 3:34 pm at 3:34 pm #1265333👑RebYidd23ParticipantStatistics are never the whole truth. They’re generalizations. They’re supposed to be.
April 28, 2017 3:44 pm at 3:44 pm #1265338👑RebYidd23ParticipantOh wait, I got confused.
April 28, 2017 4:01 pm at 4:01 pm #1265346LightbriteParticipantYou just generalized about statistics which generalize partial truths which statisticize generations
April 29, 2017 9:43 pm at 9:43 pm #1265415Lilmod UlelamaidParticipantI know a Jewish Jones, but her father is a goy.
April 29, 2017 9:43 pm at 9:43 pm #1265416Lilmod UlelamaidParticipantI know a Frum Smith.
April 29, 2017 11:23 pm at 11:23 pm #1265522JosephParticipantAny frum Peter, Paul or Christopher?
April 29, 2017 11:24 pm at 11:24 pm #1265528yehudayonaParticipantSmith is a relatively common Jewish name, possibly since many Jews were smiths of one kind or another (goldsmiths, silversmiths, and even blacksmiths). One well-known Jewish Smith is Morris Smith, who ran the world’s largest mutual fund.
April 29, 2017 11:50 pm at 11:50 pm #1265566Lilmod UlelamaidParticipantI know of a Frum Mary. I’m not sure if she’s American though.
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