Why do Brauns live longer than Joneses?

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  • #1264289
    👑RebYidd23
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    If your name is Jones, change it.

    #1264315
    Joseph
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    Because the Brauns and Yidden and Bnei Torah and Ovdei Hashem whereas the Joneses are pruste shkutzim, baalei aveirah and regular Sunday avodei zorah worshippers.

    #1264321
    Chaver
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    Rebyidd23! you really are rocking today with the new topics.

    #1264330
    👑RebYidd23
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    Language!

    #1265015
    Lightbrite
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    Still don’t know whether or not this thread is about electric razors

    #1265036
    Joseph
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    Yinglish.

    #1265048
    Ex-CTLawyer
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    Then why are everyone trying to keep up with the Joneses?

    BTW>>>>Maternal great grandmother was born a Braun, turned down an offer of marriage from a Jones in 1896 and married a Schwarz. She was quite a colorful character who lived until she was 98. Jones died in the Spanish Flu epidemic of 1918 and great grandmother took in his orphan children and raised them as her own. Frum Yekke Joneses in early 20th century NYC. In the Vaterland the name had been Jonas. In America a “jona’ was considered to be cursed and bring bad luck, getting employment proved difficult and changing one letter solved the problem Jakob Jonas from Germany became Jacob Jones of New York.

    #1265049
    Ex-CTLawyer
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    Jonas from back in Germany may have become Jones in the USA…simple one letter change. Our Braun lineage from Germany became Brown in late 19th century NY.

    Read my story later in the thread.

    Your words are offensive, not always accurate or true and you owe observant Jewish Joneses an apology.

    #1265050
    Geordie613
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    Does anyone know any Jewish Jones’s?

    #1265119
    Ex-CTLawyer
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    Yes,
    I know members of two families, originally Jonas in Gemany who became Jones in America. There were also a number of Jewish Smith families in New Haven where I grew up.

    #1265136
    WinnieThePooh
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    On the other hand, anyone ever hear of Eva Braun?

    #1265137
    WinnieThePooh
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    or maybe food processors

    #1265138
    👑RebYidd23
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    Quit trying to deny pure facts. It is also true that women live longer than men. Is that offensive? It’s just statistical truth.

    #1265149
    👑RebYidd23
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    Brauns, Baums and Schmidts also live longer than Byrds, Washingtons and Jensens.

    #1265172
    Joseph
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    It’s also statistically true that men have higher IQs than women.

    #1265195
    👑RebYidd23
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    Men also have more facial hair.

    #1265297
    👑RebYidd23
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    There are exceptions to that too.

    #1265298
    👑RebYidd23
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    What’s that supposed to mean? Should I be offended?

    #1265296
    👑RebYidd23
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    Offensive language is something I thought was not tolerated here. @#$#.

    #1265310
    👑RebYidd23
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    Wait, you have insulting conversations with yourself?

    #1265326
    mw13
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    RY23:
    Quit trying to deny pure facts. It is also true that women live longer than men. Is that offensive? It’s just statistical truth.

    Most of the things that get people offended are the truth. They just may not be “the whole truth and nothing but the truth”.

    #1265333
    👑RebYidd23
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    Statistics are never the whole truth. They’re generalizations. They’re supposed to be.

    #1265338
    👑RebYidd23
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    Oh wait, I got confused.

    #1265346
    Lightbrite
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    You just generalized about statistics which generalize partial truths which statisticize generations

    #1265415
    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    I know a Jewish Jones, but her father is a goy.

    #1265416
    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    I know a Frum Smith.

    #1265522
    Joseph
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    Any frum Peter, Paul or Christopher?

    #1265528
    yehudayona
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    Smith is a relatively common Jewish name, possibly since many Jews were smiths of one kind or another (goldsmiths, silversmiths, and even blacksmiths). One well-known Jewish Smith is Morris Smith, who ran the world’s largest mutual fund.

    #1265566
    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    I know of a Frum Mary. I’m not sure if she’s American though.

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