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    Legen-dary
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    Why are we fasting today?

    #787465
    bombmaniac
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    #787466

    Why are we fasting today?

    Because tomorrow isn’t shiva a’sar b’Tamuz.

    #787467
    bpt
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    Because my wife is upstate, and I’m tired of eating rice cakes and duck sauce

    #787469
    oomis
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    Because of a “breach” in our Security.

    #787470
    minyan gal
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    bpt – sounds like a delightful combination.

    #787471
    adorable
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    bpt- what bout pretzels and mustard. or better yet a slice of frozen pizza.

    is your wife really gone all week? lucky guy

    #787472
    on the ball
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    amazing how this thread has suddenly turned to a discussion about different foods.

    #787473
    Droid
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    Why is he lucky adorable?

    #787474
    bpt
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    “what bout pretzels and mustard. or…a slice of frozen pizza.”

    Gone within the 1st week.


    “how this thread …..turned to a discussion about…foods.”

    Becuase the real reason for fasting is obvoius (or can be googled) so I figured it was posted for comic relief (much needed on a day with no food)


    “is your wife really gone all week?”

    All week? She’s gone till Labor Day 🙁

    You think I eat rice cakes as a 1st choice?

    #787475
    adorable
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    he said his wife is away the whole week- meaning he doesn’t have to throw his clothing in the hamper all week, he doesn’t have to clean up from breakfast until after supper, he doesn’t have to do anything he doesnt want to…..

    I’m just joking dont take it too seriously

    #787476
    bpt
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    “dont take it too seriously”

    You have no idea how close to the truth you are. Housekeeping is not my strong point.

    #787477
    adorable
    Participant

    I figured so….

    #787478
    TheGoq
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    So adorable are u saying all single guys are slobs? lol

    #787479
    adorable
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    no GOQ you’re the neat type

    #787480
    MiddlePath
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    I am single, and I love cleaning, shopping, doing housework…mainly because I’m used to it since I’m the “man” of the house. I think most guys don’t enjoy it.

    #787481
    Bagel Boy
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    thats cause most guys are spoiled by their wives , ask most married guys on here when the last time they did the laundry i would be suprised if it was anytime recent. single guys have to take care of ourselves.

    #787482
    minyan gal
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    MiddlePath: Do you also do windows? If so, then I am inviting you to my place. I shall hand you a broom and a dustrag as you are walking in. I do provide meals, but you shall be held captive until the place is shipshape and sparkling clean.

    #787483

    I am single, and I love cleaning, shopping, doing housework

    You are an embarrassment to the rest of us.

    It must be a genetic mutation on your Y Chromosome that your X chromosome was able to dominate.

    #787484
    MiddlePath
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    minyan gal, no problem, I’d love to. My forte is washing dishes, btw. All I ask in return is help in finding me a wife.

    #787485
    ItcheSrulik
    Member

    Getting serious again, because one thousand nine hundred and forty-one years ago today, the walls of Jerusalem were breached by the Roman army.

    #787486
    MiddlePath
    Participant

    Genetic mutation? Hmmm…that would explain a lot.

    #787487
    adorable
    Participant

    I love cleaning!!!!!! My favorite activity- besides coloring and sleeping

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