Everyone who disagrees with you is semi-retarded. Everyone who agrees with you has intelligence on par with your own, which makes them the most intelligent (because you just can’t count yourself). Duuuuuh.
Poppa bar Abba, Soliek and Joseph are 3 different people who all suffer from some form of Semi-Retarded Dissociative Identity Disorder which will at times make them seem like one and the same.