Who would you elect as the Rabbi(s) of Coffeetown?

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  • August 16, 2013 2:50 am at 2:50 am #610374
    sharp
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    We craddys need a leader. Someone strong, yet level headed and spiritual at the same time to guide us through these trying times in general, and the current elections for Mayor of Coffeetown in particular.

    I hereby nominate DaasYochid, Sam2 and Yitayningwut. Any other nominations?

    (Thanks to The Goq, for your terrific opening statement that I so conveniently helped myself to.)

    August 16, 2013 4:20 am at 4:20 am #971353
    Sam2
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    I second DaasYochid’s nomination. I have enough stress with actual people relying on my Halachic opinions. I don’t need more from people who may or may not (but hopefully not) be listening to what I say, especially when I write far more off-the-cuff and less detailed things here.

    August 16, 2013 5:01 am at 5:01 am #971354
    Curiosity
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    I elect to not have a CR rabbi. However, if I had no choice, it would be Sam2, for his bekiyus, only if tempered by Torah613 for her common sense and levelheadedness.

    August 16, 2013 6:05 am at 6:05 am #971355
    This name is already taken
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    Well maybe if I get a letter that paskens that everyone has to vote for me and get all the gedolim to sign it I could win

    August 16, 2013 6:14 am at 6:14 am #971356
    the-art-of-moi
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    im going for torah613. and if we need a social worker- middlepath. anyone know where he is? his essays are amazing! so true to life!

    August 16, 2013 8:27 am at 8:27 am #971357
    shmoolik 1
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    I nominate the Googele Rebbe he is both yeshivish and chasidish with a bit of tzionish thrown in

    August 16, 2013 4:05 pm at 4:05 pm #971358
    writersoul
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    Torah613? But wouldn’t PBA leave the CR if we elected a maharat?

    August 16, 2013 10:39 pm at 10:39 pm #971359
    Sam2
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    writersoul: Maharat? That’s a demeaning term to wimmin because it implies inferiority to men. Torah would be a Rabbi, plain and simple.

    August 18, 2013 2:19 am at 2:19 am #971360
    YW Moderator-42
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    I nominate popa_bar_abba as the Rabbi and Torah613Torah as the Maharat ^_^. I nominate TheGoq as the President and Joseph as the shnorers who collect quarters during threads (when I see those guys going around during davening I often feel like I’m seeing the same guy multiple times).

    August 18, 2013 2:36 am at 2:36 am #971361
    sharp
    Member

    42 lolololol

    August 18, 2013 7:26 pm at 7:26 pm #971362
    writersoul
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    That’s womyn to you, Sam2.

    August 18, 2013 9:46 pm at 9:46 pm #971363
    Utah
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    I nominate myself

    Ego +1

    August 19, 2013 4:42 am at 4:42 am #971364
    Burnt Steak
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    I second Utah

    August 19, 2013 11:56 am at 11:56 am #971365
    popa_bar_abba
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    “Elect” a rabbi?

    August 19, 2013 6:03 pm at 6:03 pm #971366
    jbaldy22
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    maybe we should make a chief rabbi so then we can have an election

    August 19, 2013 8:31 pm at 8:31 pm #971367
    Utah
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    Look we all know im going to win if there is an election. (its ok to stop cheering now). (Really stop cheering now). (I get the point you all love me but seriously this cheering has got to stop). You guys love me more then Canada loves Hockey. So for the sake of everyone I am starting the job now.

    August 20, 2013 10:58 am at 10:58 am #971368
    jewishfeminist02
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    HEY! If we are going to have a maharat, it should be me! (for obvious reasons!)

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