I should mention that I am parked in front of someone’s driveway. But, I happen to know it is an illegal driveway because last time I parked there and got a ticket, I fought it successfully because it was illegal.
I have one less friend, but have a parking spot about half the time–that is, whenever I get home first I have it.
Anyway, we really weren’t friends before that either. Ever since I took his kishke at the kiddush (he wasn’t eating it; he was just shmoozing).