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April 1, 2012 7:06 am at 7:06 am #602736Think firstMember
Midwesterner was the inspiration for this thread….
Ill start…
Mapch pasta zakaif katon (stuffen nose sound)!
April 1, 2012 10:03 am at 10:03 am #1009639YW Moderator-42ModeratorI have a Mayor in my class too…
April 1, 2012 2:33 pm at 2:33 pm #1009640yeshivabochurMemberMayor feegaely lagarden hose???????
April 1, 2012 3:04 pm at 3:04 pm #1009641yeshivaguy45ParticipantZaidy, your uncle is a door?
April 1, 2012 3:09 pm at 3:09 pm #1009642Ctrl Alt DelParticipantMayor LaGardenHose?
April 1, 2012 3:09 pm at 3:09 pm #1009643Ctrl Alt DelParticipantMy papa eatsa pasta
April 1, 2012 3:11 pm at 3:11 pm #1009644ZeesKiteParticipantWe know every Kunda line better the Rabbi Kunda himself.
April 1, 2012 5:42 pm at 5:42 pm #1009645Think firstMemberHe’s a carnivorous I tell you!!
April 1, 2012 6:17 pm at 6:17 pm #1009646toomuch00MemberFiya! Fiya! Heelp! Help fiya fiya!! {Fiya=fire} =)
April 2, 2012 1:55 am at 1:55 am #1009647Think firstMemberHe’s the mayor, he’s the mayor of every pot hole!
April 2, 2012 3:06 am at 3:06 am #1009648HIEParticipantradio? what radio?!
April 2, 2012 3:11 am at 3:11 am #1009649yentingyentaParticipantanshei kartaful shul
April 2, 2012 4:24 am at 4:24 am #1009650Think firstMemberLook mama that fish doing the backstroke!
April 2, 2012 4:38 am at 4:38 am #1009651MiddlePathParticipant“Are you davening shacharis or maariv?”
April 2, 2012 5:01 am at 5:01 am #1009652tajikpashutMember“Heshy are you nisht mit alemein?”
April 2, 2012 7:15 am at 7:15 am #1009653Think firstMemberThose were great lines.
What about, no seltzer? Oh how the yidden suffered!
April 2, 2012 1:45 pm at 1:45 pm #1009654yeshivabochurMemberHeeeshhhy, Heeeeshhhy! i needa dwink!
but faigala i just got u a dwink, i mean drink!
April 2, 2012 2:16 pm at 2:16 pm #1009655yitzchokmParticipantThere where stained glass windows.
And on the tables and chairs too!
April 2, 2012 3:41 pm at 3:41 pm #1009656Imma613ParticipantOoooooh Heshy and Manny are tearing down the Shul? Can I help them?
No no Faigaleh, not the Shul the city.
Ooooooooooooh Heshy and Manny are tearing down the city, can I help them.
No no Faigaleh it’s people from the city who are coming in four weeks to – Hyman children do you realize what’s happening at Anshei Kartuffel in four weeks?!
COUSIN LEMEL’S BAR MITZVAH!!!!!!!!
April 2, 2012 11:19 pm at 11:19 pm #1009657Doodle-Man™MemberBut i said i was i’m sorry!
April 3, 2012 12:14 am at 12:14 am #1009658Think firstMemberGood ones.
April 3, 2012 12:15 am at 12:15 am #1009659Think firstMemberWho is Hymee Himelstein! He is Hymee Himelstein! He’s the one that saved the place from burning to the ground. La la la
April 3, 2012 2:37 pm at 2:37 pm #1009660miritchkaMemberMrs. Ptikin? Yoohoo mrs. Pitkin? Are you home? Or are you not home, Mrs. Pitkin?!
I’m not home, Mrs. Himelstein!
You cant fool me Mrs. Pitkin! I can see the lights on in your kitchen so i know you’re home!!
April 3, 2012 5:21 pm at 5:21 pm #1009661yeshivabochurMemberI dont see a turny pipe!!!
April 3, 2012 5:45 pm at 5:45 pm #1009662moishyParticipantHi, were calling from Yeshivas Lilmod Ulelamed Lishmor V’laasos Ulikayem Es Kol Divrei Talmud Torasecha Beahava!{in that weird lady’s voice with the whole tune}.
April 3, 2012 7:49 pm at 7:49 pm #1009663ha ha ha haMemberHey Moishy you left out the best Part… i’m call from yeshivas vhair enainu bsorah secha vedabak lebinu
“excuse me lady but did you daven yet??” bemitzvascha… 🙂
March 27, 2014 7:33 pm at 7:33 pm #1009664☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantI saw an ad for When Zaidy Was Young Vol III.
March 27, 2014 7:49 pm at 7:49 pm #1009665REALISTMemberThis Yeshiva has “Russian kids, from Russia”!
“Well, uuhhhhh, dat makes sense”!
March 27, 2014 8:41 pm at 8:41 pm #1009666🐵 ⌨ GamanitParticipantI loved all Shmuel Kunda tapes! I wonder what this one is going to be like. “Hello. My name is Mr. Osborne. I am an official for the housing department of New York. Hello. My name is Mr. Osborne…”
March 27, 2014 10:20 pm at 10:20 pm #1009668LogicianParticipantDY – Does he have children who are continuing his stuff, or is this material he never published for some reason ?
March 27, 2014 10:33 pm at 10:33 pm #1009669EpisParticipantManie and Heshy are tearing down the city? Can I help them?
March 28, 2014 12:29 am at 12:29 am #1009670☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantThis is material he wrote but never published.
From the website:
The Himmelstein family is back with a brand new and unforgettable adventure!
March 28, 2014 3:31 am at 3:31 am #1009671gradaMember“Its like yom kippur withou smeakers!”
March 28, 2014 3:57 am at 3:57 am #1009672yitzykParticipantVus Epes an Onion?
March 28, 2014 1:06 pm at 1:06 pm #1009673EpisParticipantIts like Purim Without Yom Kipper
March 28, 2014 2:42 pm at 2:42 pm #1009674boredatworkParticipant“Take your foot out of my mouff!!”
March 28, 2014 5:33 pm at 5:33 pm #1009675EpisParticipantHeshyyy, can I have a Dwink
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