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    Think first
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    Midwesterner was the inspiration for this thread….

    Ill start…

    Mapch pasta zakaif katon (stuffen nose sound)!

    #1009639
    YW Moderator-42
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    I have a Mayor in my class too…

    #1009640

    Mayor feegaely lagarden hose???????

    #1009641
    yeshivaguy45
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    Zaidy, your uncle is a door?

    #1009642
    Ctrl Alt Del
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    Mayor LaGardenHose?

    #1009643
    Ctrl Alt Del
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    My papa eatsa pasta

    #1009644
    ZeesKite
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    We know every Kunda line better the Rabbi Kunda himself.

    #1009645
    Think first
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    He’s a carnivorous I tell you!!

    #1009646
    toomuch00
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    Fiya! Fiya! Heelp! Help fiya fiya!! {Fiya=fire} =)

    #1009647
    Think first
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    He’s the mayor, he’s the mayor of every pot hole!

    #1009648
    HIE
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    radio? what radio?!

    #1009649
    yentingyenta
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    anshei kartaful shul

    #1009650
    Think first
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    Look mama that fish doing the backstroke!

    #1009651
    MiddlePath
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    “Are you davening shacharis or maariv?”

    #1009652
    tajikpashut
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    “Heshy are you nisht mit alemein?”

    #1009653
    Think first
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    Those were great lines.

    What about, no seltzer? Oh how the yidden suffered!

    #1009654

    Heeeshhhy, Heeeeshhhy! i needa dwink!

    but faigala i just got u a dwink, i mean drink!

    #1009655
    yitzchokm
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    There where stained glass windows.

    And on the tables and chairs too!

    #1009656
    Imma613
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    Ooooooh Heshy and Manny are tearing down the Shul? Can I help them?

    No no Faigaleh, not the Shul the city.

    Ooooooooooooh Heshy and Manny are tearing down the city, can I help them.

    No no Faigaleh it’s people from the city who are coming in four weeks to – Hyman children do you realize what’s happening at Anshei Kartuffel in four weeks?!

    COUSIN LEMEL’S BAR MITZVAH!!!!!!!!

    #1009657

    But i said i was i’m sorry!

    #1009658
    Think first
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    Good ones.

    #1009659
    Think first
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    Who is Hymee Himelstein! He is Hymee Himelstein! He’s the one that saved the place from burning to the ground. La la la

    #1009660
    miritchka
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    Mrs. Ptikin? Yoohoo mrs. Pitkin? Are you home? Or are you not home, Mrs. Pitkin?!

    I’m not home, Mrs. Himelstein!

    You cant fool me Mrs. Pitkin! I can see the lights on in your kitchen so i know you’re home!!

    #1009661

    I dont see a turny pipe!!!

    #1009662
    moishy
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    Hi, were calling from Yeshivas Lilmod Ulelamed Lishmor V’laasos Ulikayem Es Kol Divrei Talmud Torasecha Beahava!{in that weird lady’s voice with the whole tune}.

    #1009663
    ha ha ha ha
    Member

    Hey Moishy you left out the best Part… i’m call from yeshivas vhair enainu bsorah secha vedabak lebinu

    “excuse me lady but did you daven yet??” bemitzvascha… 🙂

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    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    I saw an ad for When Zaidy Was Young Vol III.

    #1009665
    REALIST
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    This Yeshiva has “Russian kids, from Russia”!

    “Well, uuhhhhh, dat makes sense”!

    #1009666
    🐵 ⌨ Gamanit
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    I loved all Shmuel Kunda tapes! I wonder what this one is going to be like. “Hello. My name is Mr. Osborne. I am an official for the housing department of New York. Hello. My name is Mr. Osborne…”

    #1009668
    Logician
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    DY – Does he have children who are continuing his stuff, or is this material he never published for some reason ?

    #1009669
    Epis
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    Manie and Heshy are tearing down the city? Can I help them?

    #1009670
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    This is material he wrote but never published.

    From the website:

    The Himmelstein family is back with a brand new and unforgettable adventure!

    #1009671
    grada
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    “Its like yom kippur withou smeakers!”

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    yitzyk
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    Vus Epes an Onion?

    #1009673
    Epis
    Participant

    Its like Purim Without Yom Kipper

    #1009674
    boredatwork
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    “Take your foot out of my mouff!!”

    #1009675
    Epis
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    Heshyyy, can I have a Dwink

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