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December 30, 2013 6:10 pm at 6:10 pm #611708WIYMember
I ask them is this like the no soap radio joke and they get insulted. Is it my problem that your joke has no punchline?
December 30, 2013 6:33 pm at 6:33 pm #1003100HaLeiViParticipantI think there is a certain Mitzva in the Torah that rhymes with Chasodim. It must be, um, Gemilas Chasodim. That’s right, Gemilas Chasodim. Oh. There’s also an Aveira that they calll, Ona’ah.
If you want to really feel smart, rack your brain to come up with something that will actually save the moment and make it funny or smart, or whatever he was trying to accomplish. Believe, it is a much bigger Kuntz to avoid insult than to cause it.
Good luck. Please be Mochel for my openning bark.
December 30, 2013 6:36 pm at 6:36 pm #1003101Avram in MDParticipantWIY,
Is it my problem that your joke has no punchline?
Is that like the no soap radio joke?
December 30, 2013 7:19 pm at 7:19 pm #1003102WIYMemberHaleivi
Dont bark im only trolling.
December 30, 2013 7:45 pm at 7:45 pm #1003103Little FroggieMemberHELP!!
Could someone explain, what is a joke.
December 30, 2013 8:37 pm at 8:37 pm #1003104streekgeekParticipantLF – Ask the mods! They know!!!!
December 30, 2013 9:31 pm at 9:31 pm #1003105HaLeiViParticipantTOFL
December 30, 2013 10:53 pm at 10:53 pm #1003106LevAryehMemberNot all jokes have punchlines. Think about non-sequiturs.
Did you know that if you took all the arteries from your body and laid them end-to-end, you’d probably die because you would have no arteries.
If you were stranded on an island and you could only bring ONE food with you, you better hope you get rescued.
December 31, 2013 5:46 pm at 5:46 pm #1003107miritchkaMemberWhen that happens, I usually smile, maybe chuckle if i can, and say “good one!”
January 1, 2014 1:34 am at 1:34 am #1003108oyyoyyoyParticipanti wanna punch them in the face REAL bad!!! but i just chuckle cause its realy a good feeling when someone laughs at your joke
January 1, 2014 2:56 am at 2:56 am #1003109oomisParticipantIf I heard a pointless joke, I would smile and say, “Keep your day job.” If it was offensive, I would ask them why they thought it was funny, because I didn’t. If I just didn’t get it, I would possibly ask them to repeat it or explain it to me. I have a good sense of humor, I think, and typically DO get most jokes. I am a Pun-loving fool, and appreciate most forms of humor. I am NOT one who finds it funny when someone slips on a banana peel, BUT I can laugh at myself (and frequently HAVE to).
January 3, 2014 4:35 pm at 4:35 pm #1003110nfgo3MemberTo oomis: Slipping on a banana peel is funny if I don’t get hurt.
February 13, 2014 4:05 pm at 4:05 pm #1003111nfgo3MemberAnd funnier if you do get hurt.
February 13, 2014 11:16 pm at 11:16 pm #1003112LogicianParticipantLaughing when someone falls is a natural, instinctive human reaction. You can ask a psychologist for his explanation, or a look at relevant Torah sources for ours, but it does NOT show that a person is callous.
Making someone feel foolish for telling a lame joke, however, certainly does.
February 14, 2014 12:54 am at 12:54 am #1003113👑RebYidd23ParticipantLAB, the second part is the punch line.
February 14, 2014 6:57 am at 6:57 am #1003114Shopping613 ðŸŒParticipantIt’s only funny when its not you.
Also it’s funny till someone gets hurt…then its hilarious!!
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