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  • #605891
    ZeesKite
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    Does anyone here have the exact formula for figuring out my moods and brain-power-hour-output as related to the weather?

    Take today, for instance. Outside (last I came up from my underground bunker and checked) is cloudy, rainy, cold, damp, dreary. Head (think module) is on reduced power mode, inside gears turning only at 4658 (and a quarter) rpm.

    It took longer to type this up. (and this line made it longer (and that, too, made it longer (and that, too, made it longer (and that, too, ma <HELP It’s getting to my head!>

    #908378
    HaLeiVi
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    It’s a very simple formula: y=f(n) where f=f(n)

    #908379
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    I knew that. How about where it’s not.

    #908380
    HaLeiVi
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    Well, then it gets a bit more complex: y = f(n) where n = -?

    and f = f(n+1)

    #908381
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Again, you’re always equationing where it is. I want to know where it’s not.

    #908382
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    First do it.

    #908383
    dhl144
    Member

    nooooooooo commmennnnnttt!!!!!

    #908384
    JustHavingFun
    Participant

    Mood = input[{chocolate} + {peace & quiet}] – annoyance[{ringing phones}*{honking horns}*{lack of chocolate}]

    Everything is better with chocolate!

    #908385

    Well, then it gets a bit more complex: y = f(n) where n = -?

    and f = f(n+1)

    My guess is that y = -?

    y = f(n)

    y = f(-?)

    -? = f(-? + 1)

    y = -? * -?

    y = -?

    Yes. I am very bad at math.

    #908386
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    STOP IT!!! My computer is burning up from all that calcalusion.

    #908387
    zen3344
    Participant

    If y = f(n) where n = -? and f = f(n+1) is where it is,

    then I postulate that

    Make sense?

    #908388
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    2B | !2B = Q

    #908389
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    That is brilliant, 42! Is that your own?

    #908393
    Wisey
    Participant

    If weather causes a negative mood then time outdoors should be decreased.

    Mood =Simchas Hachayim minus dreary weather multiplied by time spent outdoors squared.

    Using the Order of Operations this can be proven considering the downward spiral a low mood causes.

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