A new mod alights from the golden portal
To judge the posts of writers merely mortal
To arbitrate fairly, and make our posts official,
All assessments evenhanded, never prejudicial
No posters on the blacklist, none treated as faves,
All considered white knights, none considered knaves
Words carefully considered, valuing justice,
Letting nothing bad thru, we know we can trust this
Not being too rigid, instead being elastic
Deep within the bunker (just in case of Armageddon)
Altering their brain waves, achieving mind control
To join the mod group was (no doubt) a brilliant thing to do
So welcome, welcome the new guy(?), the junior on the staff,
Remember who gets the whole milk and who gets half-and-half