Ok, a guy dies and goes to heaven, he sees a wall full of clocks
“What are these for?” He asks to an angel
“Each clock stands for a person, every time he orshe lies, the hand moves, example this one was of abraham lincon, its never moved”
“Oh so where is Obama’s, you know he will be our president soon (this was right before he became president) and everyone says he’s thr best and would never lie and-“
“- oh, thats in my office, i use it as my ceiling fan”
Funny enough?! I just try to be cheerful and light most times, hope i shared a smile! 🙂