Dear 600,
On behalf of the benighted and sorrowful members of the Coffee Room, we plead and beg of you to please return to us in all your weightiness. We miss you already. We truly never fully appreciated your wit, humor, insight, and keen observation of all worldly matters, both religious and secular.
Please don’t abondon us your loving Yiddishe friends. We need you and we want you! Please don’t leave us in darkness. Bring back your light.
Awaiting your imminent return,
All Your Friends