Unbelievable Video: Thief Axes Tree To Steal Bike In Kensington

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    Y.W. Editor
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    #777359
    minyan gal
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    Interesting how many people tried to stop the fellow with the axe, but apparently nobody called the police. I am quite sure that among all of the bystanders, one of them had a cell phone. The other interesting thing is that the person who stole the bike is not the same one who chopped down the tree.

    #777360
    wanderingchana
    Participant

    They were afraid to call the police – in their crowd a moser might get their house set on fire.

    #777361

    …But tell me that wasn’t one of the funnier videos you’ve seen in a while.

    #777362
    bezalel
    Participant

    They were afraid to call the police – in their crowd a moser might get their house set on fire.

    In some communities it takes alot less.

    #777363
    yaakov doe
    Participant

    I assumed that those we saw were the thief’s friends and that he shopped and hid the ax when strangers walked by. Note: this was filmed 2 blocks from Yeshiva Torah V’das.

    #777364
    TheGoq
    Participant

    derech it was hilarious

    #777365

    I think that I shall never see

    Something as ugly as that tree

    Since I saw no official warden

    I went and made like Lizzie Borden

    With my mighty gleaming ax

    I felled that tree with several whacks

    Now I no longer need to hike

    Thanks to my liberated bike

    If using my ax breaks the law

    Think President George W.

    -ichop

    #777366
    bpt
    Participant

    “Note: this was filmed 2 blocks from Yeshiva Torah V’das. “

    True, but 2 blocks in the wrong direction. Kensington is a very hard to define nabe. Some blocks see nothing, others see everything.

    Had this happened on E. 4th and Ave F, you’d have had more calls to Shomrim than the ax man could deliver chops to the tree.

    #777367

    Hah, y’all.

    Ah needed a bahk, so Ah went to mah preachuh tuh fahnd out what tuh do.

    He tol’ me “Axe, and yuh shall receive”.

    So, Ah did.

    An’ Ah did.

    -Jimmah from Geojah

    #777368
    am yisrael chai
    Participant

    ah’s told ya to axe faw a buck

    naht axe faw a bike

    _Jimmah from Geojah’s preachuh

    #777369

    Hah, Preachuh.

    Whups, mah bad theah.

    Waal, no problem – Ah guess me an’ mah axe got anothuh job tuh do…

    #777370
    aries2756
    Participant

    Obviously NOT a yiddishe kup, why not just axe the chain?

    #777371

    drunk

    #777372
    HIE
    Participant

    It’s so funny I go to Torah V’dass and didn’t hear about it till two days later. The Torah vdos block and surrounding blocks are pretty good but if you go more then a couple blocks, it’s scary.

    #777373
    TheGoq
    Participant

    Very racist posts icot and ayc im surprised at both of you

    #777374

    aries2756-

    Moderator-80-

    Serious answer:

    (This being New York, no one even questioned me. True to Murphy’s law, the keys turned up shortly after the locks were cut – in one case, within minutes.)

    #777375

    The Goq-

    It isn’t racist at all – that’s a southern accent.

    (C’mon you should know me better than that.)

    #777376
    Pac-Man
    Member

    So you’re anti-southern icot?

    Why is makin’ fun of ’em southerners accent different than makin’ of ’em black folks accent?

    #777377

    Pac-Man-

    Who said I’m anti-southern?

    Some of my best friends are penguins.

    #777378
    aries2756
    Participant

    These trees are considered City property so when they find the thief it won’t be a matter of just stealing some kid’s bike there will be serious consequences.

    #777379

    Please supply honest answers to the following questions:

    #777380

    aries2756-

    Former Parks Comissioner Henry Stern was very makpid about his trees’ welfare, to the extent that he had large fines given to people who locked their bikes to trees.

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