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This thread is for listing all the types of Jerks. I’ll start.
1. The Jerk who removed me from his whatsapp group. Like 42 times.
Knee jerks, like this response
3. Jerks who don’t tell you about $195 deals to Eretz Yisroel
4. Jerks who ignore your emails
5. Jerks who troll tzedakah groups
Soda jerks, who are almost extinct.
6. Jerks who think a tiny OU in two of three nutrition panels is the same thing as an OU “on the package”
7. Jerks who have no clue what the packaging looks like but comment anyway.
Who added you to the WhatsApp group 42 times?
8. Me
The Wolf
For sure Jerks who keep adding you to groups you try leaving 42 times.
10. Jerks who block your driveway
11. Jerks who vandalize your car because you blocked their driveway
12. Jerks who don’t invite coworkers to their simchas
13. Jerks who send shaliach mitzvah gelt without asking first
14. Jerks who turn down (or worse, ignore) friends’ Shabbos invitations
15. Jerks who think everyone else is a jerk.
Corollary to Jerk 3: Jerks who actually believe there are $195 deals to Eretz Yisrael.
Magic jerks who disappear in Monsey and reappear in Oklahoma.
16. Jerks who maliciously write misleading thread titles, such as this one, which sounds like the will list different types of jerks, but in reality lists only one type, and fifteen examples of that type.
17. Jerks who don’t read all the posts in a thread, and then come with tainos on posters.
18. Jerks who assume that some people spend their lifetime in the CR and get upset if they’re ignorant about a certain post or posts.
19. Jerks who can’t admit when they’re wrong and not only go on defending themselves, but have to make it sound like the one who rebuked them is all wrong.
20. Jerks who profess lofty concepts, such as “rebuke” and “doing what’s right” as a way to excuse themselves when acting inappropriately, like calling people names and the like.
Jerks who think they’re perfect and never make mistakes
Jerks who negotiate with terrorists.
24. Jerks who don’t know how to count.
24. Jerks who mysteriously leave public toilets unflushed.
25. Jerks who bury time capsules and die before retrieving them.
26. Jerks who bury time capsules full of money and put a treasure map in their will but by the time they are uncovered by relatives, there’s inflation.
27. Jerks who toss messages sealed in glass bottles in the sea asking for riches.
28. Jerks who find glass jars that washed ashore and read those messages asking for riches.
29. Jerks that smoke at gas stations.
30. Jerks that are really awesome most of the time but when they’re Jerks they’re really jerks.
31. Jerks that are in denial about what it means to not be a jerk.
32. Jerks that play music so loud in their cars that the bass shakes your entire vehicle and the vibration frightens your young passengers.
33. Jerks that complain about loud music.
34. Jerks who huck delicate fruit back into the pile when they’re grocery shopping.
35. Jerks who think they have the right to define jerks.
36. Jerks who make mean memes.
37. Jerks who fall asleep before
23. Jerks who continue off conversations of a year ago.
24. Jerks who come back to the coffee room after a long hiatus as if nothing happened.
25. people who criticize others for coming back to the coffee room after a long hiatus as if nothing happened.
26. people who criticize others for continuing conversations from a year ago.
27. people who call other people jerks28. Jerks who judge others for calling people jerks
29. Jerks who wear high heels voluntarily and then complain when they lose the use of their feet30. people who judge people who judge others for calling people jerks
31. Jerks who judge others for judging others for judging others for calling people jerks
32. Jerks who think it’s cool to bring a cow to a coffee shop
33. US presidents
34. Congress
35. That one guy who deliberately blew cigarette smoke in my face in Borough Park
36. That guy’s friends37. Jerks who are actually antibiotic-resistant bacterium
38. Jerks who make delicious desserts and leave them in your face without supervision.
39. Jerks who do the same and complain about it when now they’re the ones facing the sweet temptations alone.
40. Jerks who turn around to stare at a crying baby in the airplane.
41. Jerks who stare at crying airplane babies who aren’t jerks.
42. Jerks in the mirror when you’re home alone.
jerks that overmod
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