My son came home from school with a made-in-China prize -a plastic ruler/template for drawing shapes etc.
Here is what the package said, under some Chinese print (no, these are not typos):
Matters Needing Attention
– This product was easy to bruning, aloof the high temperature, please. Because maybe beget any danger and the product s definition distort.
– The product have some keenness part, so need to prevent bruise.
– The product only befit measure and study, unable to do other definition’s mensure.
– Needed the paterfamilias accompany, if the children haven’t 3 years.
Do you think if I run the above thru Google Translate it would come out in English?