Torah Dating (from the smile4aminute blog)

Bereshit – In the beginning,

Noach Lech – Noach went

Vayera Chayey Sarah – and he saw Chaya Sarah.

Toldot – He checked out her Yichus

Vayetzeh – and they went out.

Vayishlach – They didn’t like each other, so they sent each other away.

Vayeshev – The shadchan intervened and they returned to each other.

Miketz – In the end,

Vayigash – they got close

Vay’chi – and they lived happily ever after.

(I guess that’s followed by the Sh’mot – naming their children…)