The word “toothache” for me has recently turned from an innocent word into an horrific, pain inducing utterance. “May you have a toothache” is to be wished upon only the absolute worst of enemies- and even then – only upon wealthy enemies that can at least afford a good dentist.
I know someone who brushes his teeth about four times a year, and uses mouthwash about ten times a year, and has been doing so at this frequency for over ten years and has very little trouble with his teeth. He goes to the dentist every six months or so, gets a cleaning and a clean bill of health from the dentist.
Anyone care to venture an explanation how he manages so well?