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Unicorns have not been spotted for centuries, so if you are a unicorn, you’re in high demand. I’ve been trying to be a unicorn.
Ha 🙂 reminds me of – “always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.”
I don’t like unicorns because they keep reading out loud.
I have a pet unicorn
He’s here right now (he’s a horse with a white stick attached to his head)
No its glued on he’s also white so that’s good
Yep I have to get it replaced every week
Your question should really be where do I keep it in boro park
Aha what was the point of this thread in the first place btw
it’s hilarious, especially the first quote
and second
Someone just told me I was delusional.
I nearly fell off my unicorn.
Uni-baby needs a mane trim for a simcha this week. Know of any salons? They need to be gentle, she’s young still.
My barber maybe
Unibrow on a unibaby think about that
Unicorns are a-maize-ing
Would a unicorn take a triple zero?
I get a 1 not a triple zero and my barber can make it a long as a 3 so…
A three? Ooh, that’s radical. Let’s run it by the unicorn and see what he says.
Oh no the 3 is only for off the derech kids
Unless he’s a unibum
Just because it’s the internet doesn’t mean you could use ???? ??. Thank you. I know your going to reply something stupid.
Unicorns are overated.
I want to be an alicorn.
On second thought, I just wish sometimes I could be invisible…that would be enough.
And what’s with the high demand, if you were a unicorn reb yidd, would you sell yourself???
I think your slightly obsessed with unicorns. No offence
i wanna be a candycorn.
Writersoul – funny quote!
In case anyone’s curious, but not curious enough to use Google
(out of laziness or frumkeit), an “alicorn” is a winged unicorn.
cozimjewish:
“I don’t like unicorns because they keep reading out loud.”
Did you read that because I recommended it*, or do you read
profiles in general?
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Just for the record, this thread was not quarantined because it was more silly than trolly.
Good to know
Randomex – no, I don’t even remember reading that you recommended it! I read profiles in general. But only those of posters who I find interesting 🙂
Rebyidd23, don’t forget to babysit those baby unicorns next week 😉
That profile’s gotten more interesting since the last time I read it. 🙂
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