The realer cause of weight gain

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  • April 11, 2013 11:54 pm at 11:54 pm #608954
    popa_bar_abba
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    Now I really figured it out. It only needed one superficial comment from a poster.

    The reason girls gain weight, is that they want to marry someone who is not superficial. But all boys who want a non-fat (or 2% fat) girl are superficial. So if they are thin, then how will they know the guy is not superficial?

    So they get fat, and then only non-superficial boys will date them. And then they are assured a non-superficial guy. And they don’t even lose any dates because they’re only losing the superficial guys.

    See http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/how-to-tell-the-shadchan-that-the-girls-too-heavy#post-455377

    April 12, 2013 12:20 am at 12:20 am #944682
    rebdoniel
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    And I thought it was because people eat too many calories.

    April 12, 2013 12:53 am at 12:53 am #944683
    Torah613Torah
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    I don’t get why this wouldn’t apply to both genders.

    April 12, 2013 5:57 am at 5:57 am #944684
    ben_yehuda
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    The realer reason: some people just aren’t able to break down all the calories that the body intakes each and every day. Stress can also be a cause.

    April 12, 2013 6:03 am at 6:03 am #944685
    superstar
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    Wow I never thought of it that way. I’m getting ice cream right now and I’ll get back to you 20 pounds later.

    April 12, 2013 12:36 pm at 12:36 pm #944686
    popa_bar_abba
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    I don’t get why this wouldn’t apply to both genders.

    Because superficial girls are not into having thin husbands; they are into other things. Like having a husband in kollel.

    (Which still means the boys are going for the superficial girls, but we already knew that because they themselves are superficial, remember?)

    April 12, 2013 1:35 pm at 1:35 pm #944687
    Torah613Torah
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    OK.

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