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  • #1011309
    dunno
    Member

    always here

    Lol keep it coming. They could use all the help they can get!

    #1011311
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Yochie, isn’t that Lo Silbash?

    #1011312
    Nonsense
    Member

    HaLeiVi:

    Again as stated before, maybe it’s lo yilbash, the woman made the clothes – simlas isha.

    #1011313

    Sounds pretty much like a womens thread to me!! Ha!!

    #1011314
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    But the clothes make the man.

    #1011315
    ✡onegoal™
    Participant

    I beg to differ.

    ^MONIS^

    #1011316

    This thread is getting hijacked by the women. Did you not notice the sign on the thread title that implicitly states “NO Girls Allowed!”? The topics we will talk about here are in a realm you will not be able to fathom. We are just waiting for you to leave so that we can get to the real manly man stuff.

    #1011317
    dunno
    Member

    We are just waiting for you to leave…

    I’m sure that’s the reason…

    #1011318
    Pashuteh Yid
    Member

    Since the women are not listening, we can safely say here that in marriage, a man is king of the castle. On the other threads, of course, we always say that marriage is a nice equal partnership. But here we can speak the truth without fear.

    #1011319
    Pashuteh Yid
    Member

    OneGoal, I will ship it to you. (How’s that for a good line?)

    #1011320
    ✡onegoal™
    Participant

    Pashuteh Yid- Haha that’s a good one!

    ^MONIS^

    #1011321
    Nonsense
    Member

    No. The women ARE listening, still we say on ALL threads – a man is captain of his ship. Sure there is the First Mate, and he must treat her so (else mutiny erupts) but it’s not equal. Equal partnership is a dysfunctional marriage. That’s the way HaShem devised His world – ???? ????? ??. Being KING isn’t a woman’s role nor will it ever be (with all perverted movements notwithstanding).

    #1011322
    eclipse
    Member

    oops!I opened the wrong door,sorry.

    #1011323
    ✡onegoal™
    Participant

    eclipse- You sure did now shut it quickly!! 🙂

    ^MONIS^

    #1011324
    Nonsense
    Member

    eclipse:

    Isn’t this heading equivalent to the heading ‘DON’T LOOK HERE’

    #1011325
    eclipse
    Member

    I’m pretty sure that was the idea!

    #1011326
    dogo
    Participant

    Mrs derech it is funny to see a woman kick out other woman for being that gender, it is also funny to see a woman start a mans thread. My raaya (proof) is that your whole upshlug (proof against) to maseches chanuka is that there aint 500 blatt, hey what about there is no meseches chanuka and if u missed that, what about daf gimmel can u please explain that, oh no need cause I’m finding this thread very funny there are hardly any men posters, so girls keep havin a good time thinking that guys have nothing to talk about, its just that it doesn’t work to try to make ur mindset mascular, it won’t work!

    #1011327

    No need to get all haughty 🙂 I agree the man is the king of the castle. 100%.

    #1011328
    Nonsense
    Member

    dogo:

    So now we have a ?????? with a ???? and a ????, all of women by women for women! What’s this about daf gimel, (s)he wrote amud gimel, ever heard about that?

    #1011329
    dunno
    Member

    dogo

    Yeah sure you have what to talk about. As evidenced by all our threads, us girls have beat you big time.

    #1011330
    ✡onegoal™
    Participant

    How about we men start a thread called “women thread” Than maybe they’ll avoid it.

    ^MONIS^

    #1011331
    dunno
    Member

    onegoal

    We’re all waiting for you to start a thread which we won’t understand. Our makeup thread has hit off quite nicely!

    #1011332

    dogo – masculine, not mascular.

    #1011333
    boredstiff
    Participant

    This thread is hysterical!

    Onegoal- are you going to give free rides on your new yact for YWN posters??

    #1011334
    ✡onegoal™
    Participant

    boredstiff- Sure but only if they are BORED STIFF and don’t have anything else to do.

    ^MONIS^

    dunno- We have several threads about Gemara and things like that, that you women haven’t posted much in.

    ^MONIS^

    #1011335

    Tell me the truth. Is it because I speak so seriously about some topics that no one gets it when I put on my satirical face?

    #1011336

    I can’t imagine any man that I know to be sitting and posting on line. Weirddddddd. Sorry

    #1011337
    Nonsense
    Member

    They do it while standing

    #1011338
    MDG
    Participant

    This thread is called the mens thread, but it is full of women. It only goes to show that women can’t follow directions.

    #1011339

    We’re here as chaperones.

    #1011340
    MDG
    Participant

    Thank you.

    We need you guide us.

    That reminds me of the story where a boy comes home and tells his mother he is a married man in the school play. She demanded that he go back to the teacher and request a speaking role.

    #1011342
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    If the clothes make the man, and the woman makes the clothes, the woman makes the man, which is not true. Therefore one or both of the premises is wrong.

    #1011343
    I. M. Shluffin
    Participant

    Hey, rebyid, thanx for bumping this. It’s a fun way to procrastinate during Pesach cleaning. Your post was correct (in my humble opinion) until the part where you said it’s not true. And it all went downhill after that. If a=b, and b=c, then a=c. It IS correct. Neither premise is wrong. The problem is that clothes also make the woman. Heaven knows they appreciate clothes more than men (or at least own more than men). Thus, man and woman make each other. What do they make each other?

    Crazy!

    #1011344
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Hey, a woman may control a man, but if she would have made him she would have made him differently.

    #1011345
    2NI3
    Participant

    I beg to differ, men can make clothing as well so your point no longer holds 100% true.

    #1011346
    🐵 ⌨ Gamanit
    Participant

    Help! My clothing is machine made!

    #1011347

    The woman DOES make the man. All men are born from women.

    Well, except for Caesar, anyway.

    #1011348
    oomis
    Participant

    Actually the woman does NOT make the man. The Y chromosome comes from him. Without that Y, why, there is no man.

    #1011349
    lz
    Participant

    jewishfeminist–

    just to clarify, it was not ceasar. it was macbeth.

    go chazer your shakespeare 🙂

    #1011350
    🐵 ⌨ Gamanit
    Participant

    oomis- the man may give the Y chromosome, but woman makes it into a man.

    #1011352
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Wasn’t it MacDUff in Macbeth, or whatever his name was?

    #1011353

    A woman would read this sentence like this:

    a woman- without her, man is nothing.

    however a man would read it like this:

    a woman without her man, is nothing.

    #1011354
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Do you mean to imply that men are bad at commas?

    #1011355
    oyyoyyoy
    Participant

    my post was 100% fine mod thanks for not thinking about it

    Maybe if you would have quoted the post you were commenting on it would have looked better. Thinking is not our job 🙂

    #1011357

    “Do you mean to imply that men are bad at commas?”

    na just saying women and mean read stuff to suit themselves.

    how do you make something italic?

    #1011358
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    “A woman without her man, is nothing.” has one comma. One comma is not enough.

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