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January 31, 2011 4:02 am at 4:02 am #1011309dunnoMember
always here
Lol keep it coming. They could use all the help they can get!
January 31, 2011 4:53 am at 4:53 am #1011311HaLeiViParticipantYochie, isn’t that Lo Silbash?
January 31, 2011 5:32 am at 5:32 am #1011312NonsenseMemberHaLeiVi:
Again as stated before, maybe it’s lo yilbash, the woman made the clothes – simlas isha.
January 31, 2011 7:22 am at 7:22 am #1011313passion4musicMemberSounds pretty much like a womens thread to me!! Ha!!
January 31, 2011 7:26 am at 7:26 am #1011314HaLeiViParticipantBut the clothes make the man.
January 31, 2011 7:30 pm at 7:30 pm #1011315✡onegoal™ParticipantI beg to differ.
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January 31, 2011 9:10 pm at 9:10 pm #1011316Derech HaMelechMemberThis thread is getting hijacked by the women. Did you not notice the sign on the thread title that implicitly states “NO Girls Allowed!”? The topics we will talk about here are in a realm you will not be able to fathom. We are just waiting for you to leave so that we can get to the real manly man stuff.
January 31, 2011 9:49 pm at 9:49 pm #1011317dunnoMemberWe are just waiting for you to leave…
I’m sure that’s the reason…
January 31, 2011 11:20 pm at 11:20 pm #1011318Pashuteh YidMemberSince the women are not listening, we can safely say here that in marriage, a man is king of the castle. On the other threads, of course, we always say that marriage is a nice equal partnership. But here we can speak the truth without fear.
January 31, 2011 11:22 pm at 11:22 pm #1011319Pashuteh YidMemberOneGoal, I will ship it to you. (How’s that for a good line?)
January 31, 2011 11:28 pm at 11:28 pm #1011320✡onegoal™ParticipantPashuteh Yid- Haha that’s a good one!
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January 31, 2011 11:49 pm at 11:49 pm #1011321NonsenseMemberNo. The women ARE listening, still we say on ALL threads – a man is captain of his ship. Sure there is the First Mate, and he must treat her so (else mutiny erupts) but it’s not equal. Equal partnership is a dysfunctional marriage. That’s the way HaShem devised His world – ???? ????? ??. Being KING isn’t a woman’s role nor will it ever be (with all perverted movements notwithstanding).
February 1, 2011 3:14 am at 3:14 am #1011322eclipseMemberoops!I opened the wrong door,sorry.
February 1, 2011 3:20 am at 3:20 am #1011323✡onegoal™Participanteclipse- You sure did now shut it quickly!! 🙂
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February 1, 2011 3:21 am at 3:21 am #1011324NonsenseMembereclipse:
Isn’t this heading equivalent to the heading ‘DON’T LOOK HERE’
February 1, 2011 5:17 am at 5:17 am #1011325eclipseMemberI’m pretty sure that was the idea!
February 1, 2011 6:28 am at 6:28 am #1011326dogoParticipantMrs derech it is funny to see a woman kick out other woman for being that gender, it is also funny to see a woman start a mans thread. My raaya (proof) is that your whole upshlug (proof against) to maseches chanuka is that there aint 500 blatt, hey what about there is no meseches chanuka and if u missed that, what about daf gimmel can u please explain that, oh no need cause I’m finding this thread very funny there are hardly any men posters, so girls keep havin a good time thinking that guys have nothing to talk about, its just that it doesn’t work to try to make ur mindset mascular, it won’t work!
February 1, 2011 6:39 am at 6:39 am #1011327passion4musicMemberNo need to get all haughty 🙂 I agree the man is the king of the castle. 100%.
February 1, 2011 2:31 pm at 2:31 pm #1011328NonsenseMemberdogo:
So now we have a ?????? with a ???? and a ????, all of women by women for women! What’s this about daf gimel, (s)he wrote amud gimel, ever heard about that?
February 1, 2011 3:00 pm at 3:00 pm #1011329dunnoMemberdogo
Yeah sure you have what to talk about. As evidenced by all our threads, us girls have beat you big time.
February 1, 2011 3:01 pm at 3:01 pm #1011330✡onegoal™ParticipantHow about we men start a thread called “women thread” Than maybe they’ll avoid it.
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February 1, 2011 3:35 pm at 3:35 pm #1011331dunnoMemberonegoal
We’re all waiting for you to start a thread which we won’t understand. Our makeup thread has hit off quite nicely!
February 1, 2011 3:45 pm at 3:45 pm #1011332DrinkingoutofCupsMemberdogo – masculine, not mascular.
February 1, 2011 4:03 pm at 4:03 pm #1011333boredstiffParticipantThis thread is hysterical!
Onegoal- are you going to give free rides on your new yact for YWN posters??
February 1, 2011 5:36 pm at 5:36 pm #1011334✡onegoal™Participantboredstiff- Sure but only if they are BORED STIFF and don’t have anything else to do.
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dunno- We have several threads about Gemara and things like that, that you women haven’t posted much in.
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February 1, 2011 6:23 pm at 6:23 pm #1011335Derech HaMelechMemberTell me the truth. Is it because I speak so seriously about some topics that no one gets it when I put on my satirical face?
February 1, 2011 7:04 pm at 7:04 pm #1011336passion4musicMemberI can’t imagine any man that I know to be sitting and posting on line. Weirddddddd. Sorry
February 1, 2011 7:35 pm at 7:35 pm #1011337NonsenseMemberThey do it while standing
February 1, 2011 8:30 pm at 8:30 pm #1011338MDGParticipantThis thread is called the mens thread, but it is full of women. It only goes to show that women can’t follow directions.
February 1, 2011 9:02 pm at 9:02 pm #1011339GuardmytongueMemberWe’re here as chaperones.
February 1, 2011 9:24 pm at 9:24 pm #1011340MDGParticipantThank you.
We need you guide us.
That reminds me of the story where a boy comes home and tells his mother he is a married man in the school play. She demanded that he go back to the teacher and request a speaking role.
April 8, 2014 2:04 am at 2:04 am #1011342👑RebYidd23ParticipantIf the clothes make the man, and the woman makes the clothes, the woman makes the man, which is not true. Therefore one or both of the premises is wrong.
April 8, 2014 2:26 am at 2:26 am #1011343I. M. ShluffinParticipantHey, rebyid, thanx for bumping this. It’s a fun way to procrastinate during Pesach cleaning. Your post was correct (in my humble opinion) until the part where you said it’s not true. And it all went downhill after that. If a=b, and b=c, then a=c. It IS correct. Neither premise is wrong. The problem is that clothes also make the woman. Heaven knows they appreciate clothes more than men (or at least own more than men). Thus, man and woman make each other. What do they make each other?
Crazy!
April 8, 2014 3:33 am at 3:33 am #1011344👑RebYidd23ParticipantHey, a woman may control a man, but if she would have made him she would have made him differently.
April 8, 2014 12:54 pm at 12:54 pm #10113452NI3ParticipantI beg to differ, men can make clothing as well so your point no longer holds 100% true.
April 8, 2014 3:02 pm at 3:02 pm #1011346🐵 ⌨ GamanitParticipantHelp! My clothing is machine made!
April 8, 2014 4:17 pm at 4:17 pm #1011347jewishfeminist02MemberThe woman DOES make the man. All men are born from women.
Well, except for Caesar, anyway.
April 8, 2014 6:46 pm at 6:46 pm #1011348oomisParticipantActually the woman does NOT make the man. The Y chromosome comes from him. Without that Y, why, there is no man.
April 8, 2014 8:08 pm at 8:08 pm #1011349lzParticipantjewishfeminist–
just to clarify, it was not ceasar. it was macbeth.
go chazer your shakespeare 🙂
April 8, 2014 9:17 pm at 9:17 pm #1011350🐵 ⌨ GamanitParticipantoomis- the man may give the Y chromosome, but woman makes it into a man.
April 8, 2014 9:53 pm at 9:53 pm #1011352👑RebYidd23ParticipantWasn’t it MacDUff in Macbeth, or whatever his name was?
April 9, 2014 12:47 pm at 12:47 pm #1011353no longer need seminaryMemberA woman would read this sentence like this:
a woman- without her, man is nothing.
however a man would read it like this:
a woman without her man, is nothing.
April 9, 2014 1:15 pm at 1:15 pm #1011354👑RebYidd23ParticipantDo you mean to imply that men are bad at commas?
April 9, 2014 5:31 pm at 5:31 pm #1011355oyyoyyoyParticipantmy post was 100% fine mod thanks for not thinking about it
Maybe if you would have quoted the post you were commenting on it would have looked better. Thinking is not our job 🙂
April 10, 2014 9:29 am at 9:29 am #1011357no longer need seminaryMember“Do you mean to imply that men are bad at commas?”
na just saying women and mean read stuff to suit themselves.
how do you make something italic?
April 10, 2014 12:53 pm at 12:53 pm #1011358👑RebYidd23Participant“A woman without her man, is nothing.” has one comma. One comma is not enough.
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