The Mechitzah!

the mechitzah

men can’t understand the point of yenting on and on

women don’t appreciate the grunted “bye” at dawn

men want a large trophy for help one day a week

women will admit they gained but want him to say “sleek!”

men will try to babysit but fall asleep at once

women “organize” his stuff but her he wants to punch

men and their chavrusa friends may laugh and say “it’s women!”

women do it too,and thus begins the BIG “problemin”

there’s enough of a mechitza between these opposing genders

SO CHOOSE YOUR MENTORS WISELY,and the feelings will stay tender

and what’s private private,don’t betray your spouse

or you’re building a mechitza that will soon

BRING DOWN THE HOUSE.