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October 30, 2011 3:03 am at 3:03 am #600242✡onegoal™Participant
A large man sat in the green chair. The man was a light shade of green, tall and broad shouldered . The wind whisked through his short gray hair as he relaxed in the green chair, firmly placed on his lush green lawn. As he rested his tired body he gazed upon a small green insect, that was making it’s way down his leg towards the fresh green grass. The man then leaned back slightly as a bird, that was appearently spray painted lime green, swooped down in front of his now emrald green face, and ate the small green bug thus ending it’s short life. In an entirely different place an old woman with red hair sat in her chair. She was a small lady who only wore red. The chair she sat in was a long lounge chair with stripes on it. Each stripe was a different shade of red. The woman had placed her chair in her garden, 3 inches from her red tulip and 2 feet and 4 inches from her rose bush which she never trimed. As a red beetle climbed up the stem of the tulip a small redish cat grabbed the red beetle and ate it thus ending it’s short life. Two decades later the green man who sat in a green chair, and the woman who wore only red and sat in a red chair, both died, but nobody knew who they were, and they both had no family so nothing ever came of their death. Both of their houses and his grass and her flowers were later destroyed in two seperate natural disasters. These two people were never known of and nothing is left of them.
October 30, 2011 3:06 am at 3:06 am #1042469supergirl613Memberwhat on earth is this story about?? but it’s a very sad one
October 30, 2011 3:12 am at 3:12 am #1042470YW Moderator-20ModeratorI’m so inspired onegoal. Thanks for sharing.
October 30, 2011 3:15 am at 3:15 am #1042471EnglishmanMemberInspired to what?
October 30, 2011 3:20 am at 3:20 am #1042472YW Moderator-20ModeratorTo the green and red color.
October 30, 2011 3:25 am at 3:25 am #1042473BaalHaboozeParticipantUh oh, I’m feeling blue!
October 30, 2011 3:28 am at 3:28 am #1042474FL613MemberThanks mod 20. I needed a good laugh right now.
October 30, 2011 3:28 am at 3:28 am #1042475gefenParticipantis this how the xmas story started?
October 30, 2011 3:29 am at 3:29 am #1042476honoluluMemberam i slow or i just dont get it
October 30, 2011 3:32 am at 3:32 am #1042477gefenParticipantonegoal i just have one question. if nobody knew about them how did you know the this happened? LOL!!
October 30, 2011 3:36 am at 3:36 am #1042478🍫Syag LchochmaParticipantYou have too much time on your hands, don’t you have dishes to wash?
October 30, 2011 3:41 am at 3:41 am #1042479giggle girlParticipantwow! there are just no words to express my heartfelt emotions of inspiration i have just acquired from this beautiful story! this is a masterpiece – a work of art! the detail and color is absolutely enthralling!
now can someone please explain to me what on earth this is?! lol
October 30, 2011 3:44 am at 3:44 am #1042480BaalHaboozeParticipantHey, I knew a man just like that one!
But he wore purple.
so it couldn’t have been him.
Anyway, he died from that silly purple moose, so never mind.
October 30, 2011 4:11 am at 4:11 am #1042481supergirl613Membernot feeling inspired…
October 30, 2011 4:24 am at 4:24 am #1042482🍫Syag LchochmaParticipantsupergirl – read it again in pig latin while listening to Lipa on headphones. It is so much easier to understand that way.
October 30, 2011 5:45 am at 5:45 am #1042483✡onegoal™Participant42- Thank you. Gefen- This was X-mas, but I left out the part with the stupid baby, it was boring. I am the only one who knows of these people. Honolulu- I think you are slow. Syag- Nope. I got the dishes covered. Giggle girl- Thank you for the compliment. No it can’t be explained. Baalhabooz- That was the guy who’s wife had the stupid baby. He was also boring, so I left him out too. Supergirl- It’s OK
October 30, 2011 3:35 pm at 3:35 pm #1042484YW Moderator-42Moderator42? I haven’t commented on this yet. I think you mean 20.
But back on topic – was this old green chair bought at Gimbles?
October 30, 2011 3:39 pm at 3:39 pm #1042485Feif UnParticipantI thought the green chair was in a big bubble, and sent you back in time?
October 30, 2011 3:46 pm at 3:46 pm #1042486✡onegoal™Participant42- Yes I meant 20, but thank you too. No this chair was made by the man himself.
October 30, 2011 4:36 pm at 4:36 pm #1042487mustangriderMemberonegoal – the writing is great… but im i SUPPOSED to feel depressed when i finish reading it???
October 30, 2011 6:48 pm at 6:48 pm #1042488✡onegoal™ParticipantFeif- No that was a different one.
Mustangrider- You should not feel depressed, these were not good people and the world is a better place without them.
October 30, 2011 7:08 pm at 7:08 pm #1042489ToiParticipant42- so funny i was thinking that too.
October 30, 2011 10:51 pm at 10:51 pm #1042490minyan galMemberI know about this light green man. He got that way when he ate some bad chopped liver at a Bar Mitzvah. Some caterers forget to keep it refrigerated and it can wipe out an entire simcha.
October 31, 2011 2:37 am at 2:37 am #1042491BSDMemberThis was a most fascinating story. Will there be a sequel?
October 31, 2011 3:05 am at 3:05 am #1042492OneOfManyParticipantThe stuff of literary academia. I am impressed.
February 22, 2013 3:28 pm at 3:28 pm #1042493OneOfManyParticipantbump
November 18, 2014 6:07 pm at 6:07 pm #1042494✡onegoal™ParticipantHmmmm…
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