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    ✡onegoal™
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    A large man sat in the green chair. The man was a light shade of green, tall and broad shouldered . The wind whisked through his short gray hair as he relaxed in the green chair, firmly placed on his lush green lawn. As he rested his tired body he gazed upon a small green insect, that was making it’s way down his leg towards the fresh green grass. The man then leaned back slightly as a bird, that was appearently spray painted lime green, swooped down in front of his now emrald green face, and ate the small green bug thus ending it’s short life. In an entirely different place an old woman with red hair sat in her chair. She was a small lady who only wore red. The chair she sat in was a long lounge chair with stripes on it. Each stripe was a different shade of red. The woman had placed her chair in her garden, 3 inches from her red tulip and 2 feet and 4 inches from her rose bush which she never trimed. As a red beetle climbed up the stem of the tulip a small redish cat grabbed the red beetle and ate it thus ending it’s short life. Two decades later the green man who sat in a green chair, and the woman who wore only red and sat in a red chair, both died, but nobody knew who they were, and they both had no family so nothing ever came of their death. Both of their houses and his grass and her flowers were later destroyed in two seperate natural disasters. These two people were never known of and nothing is left of them.

    #1042469
    supergirl613
    Member

    what on earth is this story about?? but it’s a very sad one

    #1042470
    YW Moderator-20
    Moderator

    I’m so inspired onegoal. Thanks for sharing.

    #1042471
    Englishman
    Member

    Inspired to what?

    #1042472
    YW Moderator-20
    Moderator

    To the green and red color.

    #1042473
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Uh oh, I’m feeling blue!

    #1042474
    FL613
    Member

    Thanks mod 20. I needed a good laugh right now.

    #1042475
    gefen
    Participant

    is this how the xmas story started?

    #1042476
    honolulu
    Member

    am i slow or i just dont get it

    #1042477
    gefen
    Participant

    onegoal i just have one question. if nobody knew about them how did you know the this happened? LOL!!

    #1042478
    🍫Syag Lchochma
    Participant

    You have too much time on your hands, don’t you have dishes to wash?

    #1042479
    giggle girl
    Participant

    wow! there are just no words to express my heartfelt emotions of inspiration i have just acquired from this beautiful story! this is a masterpiece – a work of art! the detail and color is absolutely enthralling!

    now can someone please explain to me what on earth this is?! lol

    #1042480
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Hey, I knew a man just like that one!

    But he wore purple.

    so it couldn’t have been him.

    Anyway, he died from that silly purple moose, so never mind.

    #1042481
    supergirl613
    Member

    not feeling inspired…

    #1042482
    🍫Syag Lchochma
    Participant

    supergirl – read it again in pig latin while listening to Lipa on headphones. It is so much easier to understand that way.

    #1042483
    ✡onegoal™
    Participant

    42- Thank you. Gefen- This was X-mas, but I left out the part with the stupid baby, it was boring. I am the only one who knows of these people. Honolulu- I think you are slow. Syag- Nope. I got the dishes covered. Giggle girl- Thank you for the compliment. No it can’t be explained. Baalhabooz- That was the guy who’s wife had the stupid baby. He was also boring, so I left him out too. Supergirl- It’s OK

    #1042484
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    42? I haven’t commented on this yet. I think you mean 20.

    But back on topic – was this old green chair bought at Gimbles?

    #1042485
    Feif Un
    Participant

    I thought the green chair was in a big bubble, and sent you back in time?

    #1042486
    ✡onegoal™
    Participant

    42- Yes I meant 20, but thank you too. No this chair was made by the man himself.

    #1042487
    mustangrider
    Member

    onegoal – the writing is great… but im i SUPPOSED to feel depressed when i finish reading it???

    #1042488
    ✡onegoal™
    Participant

    Feif- No that was a different one.

    Mustangrider- You should not feel depressed, these were not good people and the world is a better place without them.

    #1042489
    Toi
    Participant

    42- so funny i was thinking that too.

    #1042490
    minyan gal
    Member

    I know about this light green man. He got that way when he ate some bad chopped liver at a Bar Mitzvah. Some caterers forget to keep it refrigerated and it can wipe out an entire simcha.

    #1042491
    BSD
    Member

    This was a most fascinating story. Will there be a sequel?

    #1042492
    OneOfMany
    Participant

    The stuff of literary academia. I am impressed.

    #1042493
    OneOfMany
    Participant

    bump

    #1042494
    ✡onegoal™
    Participant

    Hmmmm…

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