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So suppose you live in an apt building with a lot of young families. And you want to know who makes the best food, so you’ll accept a meal invitation.
What if it’s the fattest wife? Obviously she always makes good food.
Torah, no way! The wife usually doesn’t eat much of the food she prepares, and if that’s enough to make her fat then I would stay far away. A fat husband means that it’s good food but he just eats too much, for good reason!
A fat husband could mean that she’s a terrible cook and he’s filling up in some fast food places.
Maybe he’s fat since his filling up on bread and potatoes since the wife is a bad cook.
Maybe this is a pointless thread!
Maybe you should try them all out and see for yourself!
If they are both fat and chassidish take the invite.
This is a very important point. I think from now on all men should do their best to become as fat as possible so as not to chas v’shalom cause a shem rah on their wife’s cooking.
this has turned into a very important post now that the rule about large sugary drinks has been overturned.
hooray….lets all go uot and supersize!!!!!!!!
That rule was foolish and unenforceable anyway. What would stop someone from buying Two or even THREE extra-large drinks that could potentially exceed the limit. And what about sugar free drinks? Were they also being limited in size? Stupid “Weight Police.”
Buying multiple smaller volume drinks costs more than buying one supersize drink. And drinks loaded with sugar are linked to higher weight gain than sugar-free drinks.
guys give up. i win.
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