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May 26, 2011 5:01 am at 5:01 am #597105basket of radishesParticipant
The Biblical Death of a Spider
I was working on my computer tonight and lo and behold a spider came out and found himself crawling on my large Artscroll Tanakh. So I tried to decide what to do. He was not somewhere that I could easily dispose of him and he really did not pose a major annoyance and I really did not want to rearrange my desk items to get “him”. So I just went on with my activities.
But then it occurred to me that he might crawl into my gum stash or annoy me further so I went to look for the little tan spider.
I noticed at the top of my Bible that the spider was twitching and partially sandwiched between a few of the bible pages.
The bible ate the spider. It was a clean kill. I think I found him somewhere between Leviticus and Samuel.
So long spider. You lived a biblical life and had a biblical death in my eyes.
May 26, 2011 7:43 am at 7:43 am #772025HaLeiViParticipantThe creeps I feel is not from the spider.
May 26, 2011 7:51 am at 7:51 am #772026am yisrael chaiParticipant???? ????? ????? (Iyov 8:14)
May 26, 2011 7:58 am at 7:58 am #772027am yisrael chaiParticipant????? ????? ????? (Yishayahu 59:5)
May 26, 2011 10:51 am at 10:51 am #772028BSDMemberLOL! RIP.
May 26, 2011 1:20 pm at 1:20 pm #772029Boro Park GirlMemberDid you give him Kevuras Yisroel? 😉
May 26, 2011 1:28 pm at 1:28 pm #772030lovebeingjewishParticipantmaybe the spider was a gilgul and was fulfilling a tikkun
May 26, 2011 2:12 pm at 2:12 pm #772031always runs with scissors fastParticipantyou are really weird/funny! Why don’t you write unique Jewish tale books for children.
May 26, 2011 2:45 pm at 2:45 pm #772032gefenParticipantalways runs fast – i dunno – i think his books might scare the poor little children. 😉
May 26, 2011 4:13 pm at 4:13 pm #772033adorableParticipantyou might be so holy that the holiness burnt the spider
May 26, 2011 4:33 pm at 4:33 pm #772034am yisrael chaiParticipantThe eentsy beentsy spider
ran to find out what the Bible’s about…
May 26, 2011 4:44 pm at 4:44 pm #772035veteranMember“somewhere between Leviticus and Samuel.”
And I can be found somewhere between California and France.
Are radishes heretical?
May 26, 2011 4:54 pm at 4:54 pm #772036I can only tryMemberSpider, spider not too bright
Climbed onto my shelf last night
Encountered there an Artscroll sefer
Poor small deceased octopod,
Now interred under fresh green sod
While fleas and flies sip their Merlot
Planning bite-fests, with eyes aglow
(where’s sammygol? he’s great at this type of thing.)
May 26, 2011 5:03 pm at 5:03 pm #772037am yisrael chaiParticipantlol Icot!
May 26, 2011 5:26 pm at 5:26 pm #772038I can only tryMemberam yisrael chai-
Thank you ?
May 26, 2011 6:30 pm at 6:30 pm #772039basket of radishesParticipantActually, “always runs with scissors”, I have been doing some writing this past year and have a few books that Jewish children might enjoy. The ones called Tyke Toons as well and the one called “The Tree Forest of the Tree G-d” are likely to be of a level for an older child.
edited, sorry
May 26, 2011 6:34 pm at 6:34 pm #772040miritchkaMemberlol!! good one, ICOT!
May 26, 2011 7:29 pm at 7:29 pm #772041basket of radishesParticipantThanks, editors, no problem.
May 26, 2011 8:39 pm at 8:39 pm #772042am yisrael chaiParticipantPoor Spidey was just trying to find & memorize its lines for the crack of dawn’s symphony of Perek Shira
May 26, 2011 8:52 pm at 8:52 pm #772043ImanonovParticipantSpiders? I hate spiders, they drive me crazy!
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a cell. It was full of spiders.
Spiders? I hate spiders, they drive me crazy!
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a cell. It was full of spiders.
Spiders? I hate spiders, they drive me crazy!
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a cell. It was full of spiders.
Spiders? I hate spiders, they drive me crazy!
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a cell. It was full of spiders.
Spiders? I hate spiders, they drive me crazy!
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a cell. It was full of spiders.
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May 26, 2011 10:26 pm at 10:26 pm #772044May 27, 2011 8:41 am at 8:41 am #772045HaLeiViParticipantonce?
May 27, 2011 5:58 pm at 5:58 pm #772046I can only tryMembermiritchka-
Thank you.
Imanonov-
l?l
May 29, 2011 2:54 am at 2:54 am #772047brotherofursParticipanthahaha haleivi
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