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May 28, 2009 12:40 am at 12:40 am #1118339noitallmrParticipant
Does anyone hear have their kids listening to Non-Jewish story tapes like Noddy and Cinderella?
June 1, 2009 2:33 am at 2:33 am #1118341chofetzchaimMemberFrom “Lost in Lazer Land”:
Mordy: Only 9 minutes left, we’re never gonna find them in so few minutes.
Avi: That’s not what bothers me Mordy
What really gets me sad is that I never really acted friendly to Dovi and Josh or Yitz.
I really miss them a lot
And I’m really sad
Cause friends are the best gift in the whole wide world…
(I think this is the history behind this tune: Baruch Levine originally wrote this song for this tape. The tune later became popular when R’ Abie Rottenberg Shlit”a used it for the “Birchas HaBayis” song in “Aish 2”. Baruch Levine recently sang it himself as part of the “Baruch Levine Classics” in “Chassan HaTorah”.)
(music)
It started last night
You got in a fight
You said things you knew you’d regret.
You went to your room and you slammed the door shut
Wishing that you’d never met.
You know that it’s wrong
You’ve been friends for so long
To bicker and argue this way
So get off the bed and walk up the block
You’ll knock on his door and you’ll say…
Friends will be there through the good times and bad
Laugh with you and cry when you’re sad.
Who cares who was wrong?
Been friends for so long,
V’ahavta l’reiacha kamocha
You’ve been such best friends
Right from the start.
Why let yourself drift apart?
You’ve been through so much
Why not keep in touch?
Friendship is worth more than you’ll ever know.
(music)
If it seems to you
The whole world is cruel
You need to escape for awhile,
Talk to a friend about nothing at all
You’ll probably leave with a smile.
Feel all alone
Away from your home,
Here’s something that would make your day
Pick up the phone and call an old friend
You’ll hear his warm voice and you’ll say…
Friends will be there through the good times and bad
Laugh with you and cry when you’re sad.
We’ve been out of touch
I missed you so much
Friendship is worth more than you’ll ever know
You’ve been such best friends
Right from the start.
Why let yourself drift apart?
You always will be
A big part of me.
V’ahavta l’reiacha kamocha.
Friends will be there through the good times and bad,
Laugh with you and cry when you’re sad.
We’ve been through so much
So let’s keep in touch.
Friendship is worth more than you’ll ever know
You’ve been such best friends
Right from the start.
Why let yourself drift apart?
You always will be a big part of me.
V’ahavta l’reiacha kamocha.
(end of song)
Mordy: Wow Avi,
That was really nice of you to say,
Thanks a lot.
You know, your a pretty good friend yourself.
Avi: Thanks Mordy.
Now do you mind if we sit down on that bench over there…
June 1, 2009 5:12 pm at 5:12 pm #1118342mepalMember“Kol Yisroel areivim,
We’re all in the same boat.
If someone drills a little hole,
Then none of us can float.
So whether you are from ???? (Can anyone help?)
Or you come for Timbuktoo,
We are all responsible, for every other Jew!”
June 1, 2009 5:57 pm at 5:57 pm #1118343just meParticipantMy kids listened to the Zaidy tapes until they came out of my ears! My favorite is the Trolly song. When we deal with people who are…not bright, my family starts quoting “Hello! My name is Mr. Ahsborn….”
My kids (26, 21, 20, 18) can all sit around and quote The Purim Story.
June 1, 2009 8:55 pm at 8:55 pm #1118344YW Moderator-99Membermepal –
It’s from back on page 1 of this thread
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/story-tapes#post-76727
June 1, 2009 9:52 pm at 9:52 pm #1118345mepalMemberOh! Thanks, 99!
June 29, 2009 6:30 am at 6:30 am #1118346YW Moderator-42ModeratorMy name is Pinches, not pinch os, I don’t pinch anybody!
“That sir is my hat.”
“So it is, so it is, but is it Kosher?”
“The coins go down, down, down, down, down…”
“How do ya do ya do ya? Shalom aleichem to ya…”
June 29, 2009 1:26 pm at 1:26 pm #1118347SJSinNYCMemberI used to love “The Incredible Draidel of Feitel von Zeidel.” I want to get it for my son for Chanukah.
June 29, 2009 7:26 pm at 7:26 pm #1118348areivimzehlazehParticipant42- name that tape (?)
June 29, 2009 10:01 pm at 10:01 pm #1118349YW Moderator-42ModeratorAreivim, ask the coins, perhaps they will tell you if they are talking coins 🙂
June 29, 2009 10:13 pm at 10:13 pm #1118350yossi z.Memberwow my parents still have these tapes and whenever a younger neighbor or my nieces and nephews come over we play them. i don’t remember all the lyrics but as soon as i see the song i usually remember the tune
thanx for the memories
yossi z.
June 29, 2009 10:43 pm at 10:43 pm #1118351d aMemberAnybody remember the Tovy the Taxi?
June 30, 2009 12:56 am at 12:56 am #1118352yossi z.Memberis that the name of a tape or a part of one?
June 30, 2009 1:20 am at 1:20 am #1118353June 30, 2009 7:15 am at 7:15 am #1118355chofetzchaimMemberI remember hearing a story tape a long time ago. I can’t remeber too many details about it. It was about kids in camp. I think it was called Camp Ahavas Yisroel and I think there was something about catching criminals in the forest or something. Does anybody know what I am talking about?
June 30, 2009 10:20 am at 10:20 am #1118356yossi z.Memberno he is not a door (well technically speaking he is) LOL
June 30, 2009 1:50 pm at 1:50 pm #1118357anonowriterParticipantTapes my family grew up with:
Marvelous Midos Machine
The Amazing Torah Bike
When Zeidy was Young
The golden Crown
The Purim Story
A Chanukah Miracle (not the chanuka story – the one with the Besht)
20 Greatest Kvetches
613 Torah Avenue
Torah Time Machine
All the shmuel kunda tapes up to “where’s zeidy?”
I open one eyes… (not sure what the name of the tape was)
The Alef bais Tape
…and many, many more! (we purchased just about any frum kids tape that was on the market)
non-jewish kids tapes were more of the sesame street or children’s book variety.
And yes, I can repeat almost all of them word for word..
June 30, 2009 2:05 pm at 2:05 pm #1118358mepalMemberanono, so share what you remember! Give us all a good laugh!
June 30, 2009 2:28 pm at 2:28 pm #1118359jewishfeminist02MemberAah, it’s been so long! A lot of these are coming back to me now!
Okay, who remembers where this is from? I wish I could remember the rest of the lyrics but I do know which tape it is.
Eisav was coming, with 400 men, Yaakov davened to Hashem.
Vayishlach Ya-akov, malachim l’-fanav,
and Yaakov sent messengers to Eisav!
I know it’s not much. Any guesses? Hint: the tune puts an emphasis on the TO EISAV at the end.
June 30, 2009 7:54 pm at 7:54 pm #1118360veyatzivMemberjfem-
It’s from 613 Torah Ave. -Beraishis
June 30, 2009 8:33 pm at 8:33 pm #1118361jewishfeminist02Member*round of applause* That is correct!
613 Torah Ave was my favorite tape when I was little. My brother listened to it also.
July 1, 2009 5:09 am at 5:09 am #1118362YW Moderator-42ModeratorEisav was coming, with 400 men, Yaakov davened to Hashem.
For milchama we must prepare
he told his family to have no fear
Vayishlach Ya-akov, malachim l’-fanav,
and Yaakov sent messengers TO EISAV!
July 1, 2009 5:18 am at 5:18 am #1118363moish01Memberkapusta,
rat’s… it backfired
is that from “you diiied… you’re in heeeaveeeen… you got hit by a truuuuck…”
July 1, 2009 1:13 pm at 1:13 pm #1118364areivimzehlazehParticipantmoish- for whenever you see this… hello 🙂
I’m hoping the summer, either Lakewood or Brooklyn, isn’t treating you too badly.
Having you in mind all the time-
areivim
July 1, 2009 2:31 pm at 2:31 pm #1118365Feif UnParticipantA lot of the tapes I listened to as a kid I can still listen to and enjoy (MMM, Uncle Moishy, Torah island, and some others). Others I just can’t stand now! I got Tovy the Taxi for my kids, but I can’t listen to it. If we’re in teh car, it’s The Simcha Machine and Lost in Lazerland
July 3, 2009 7:24 pm at 7:24 pm #1118366I can only tryMemberAnybody know the real names of the songs?
July 6, 2009 12:11 am at 12:11 am #1118367YW Moderator-42ModeratorWhat a terrible thing, what a terrible sight
When people just argue, and bicker and fight
They cry and they kvetch, they holler and shout
That just isn’t what the Toirah’s about
Shalom is peace, and Shalom’s the way
A roideif shalom seeks peace everyday
He always is quick to forget and forgive
And that’s how Hashem wants us to live.
So try to be smart and try to be wise
There’s always a way you can compromise.
You won’t have to lose, and you won’t have to win
With Shalom your problems will never begin.
Shalom is peace and Shalom’s the way
A roideif Shalom seeks peace everyday
He always is quick to forget and forgive
And that’s how Hashem wants us to live…
July 6, 2009 12:15 am at 12:15 am #1118368YW Moderator-42ModeratorICOT, the Shalom song (which I posted above) is great. All the MMM songs are great. The Sinas Chinam song is also a beautiful song.
I don’t think that “Don’t walk in front of me” is from MMM. It is probably from Uncle Moishy: Don’t walk in front of me I may not follow, don’t walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk besides me and be my friend and together we will walk in the ways of Hashem. V’ahaVta l’reiacha kamocha zeh klal gadol baTorah…
July 6, 2009 12:22 am at 12:22 am #1118369chofetzchaimMemberAnybody know where this is from?
Don’t walk in front of me, I’ll run you over.
Don’t walk behind me, I’ll go in reverse.
Just walk beside me, there’s nothing I can do, except for ripping off the steering wheel and throwing it at you.
July 6, 2009 1:29 am at 1:29 am #1118370anon for thisParticipant“Don’t walk in front of me…just walk beside me & be my friend.” is too old to be from Uncle Moishy; a google search attributes it to Camus. It’s possible though that Uncle Moishy added the last part, and perhaps the tune.
July 6, 2009 3:08 am at 3:08 am #1118371I can only tryMemberYW Moderator-42-
That’s them!
Thank you very much.
The kids watched the VHS format tapes in the mid 90’s at their Bubby’s house.
The songs were excellent, and the one you transcribed above was the one I thought was best.
Maybe I’ll look around for them on DVD for the younger kids.
July 6, 2009 5:56 pm at 5:56 pm #1118372jewishfeminist02MemberWho remembers this one?
“The Torah does demand that we must understand
to live with utmost fear
and from dangers be aware
u’m’shmartem me’od es nafshosaichem”
July 6, 2009 10:04 pm at 10:04 pm #1118373anonowriterParticipantForgot about a few:
Country Yossi & the Shteeble Hoppers
Kivi & Tuki
July 6, 2009 11:34 pm at 11:34 pm #1118374kapustaParticipantOMG!!! Is that from the safety tape? I used to listen to that thing day and night!
this one is…
riding on my bicycle’s
my favorite thing to do
and the rules that make it safe
are only just a few
so, if you’re riding with your friend
and having lots of fun
just remember the only rule
and you’ll be number one
first of all,
you should be watched.
thats as far as I go, I think its the same song as Jfem posted.
July 7, 2009 1:02 am at 1:02 am #1118375YW Moderator-42ModeratorJuly 7, 2009 5:40 pm at 5:40 pm #1118376mepalMemberKapusta, is “I’m gonna wear my seatbelt…seatbelts are for everyone!” on that tape? Or did I mix them up?
July 7, 2009 6:17 pm at 6:17 pm #1118377DeliberatelyEsotericMembersafety:
riding on my bicycle’s
my favorite thing to do
and the rules that make it safe
are only just a few
so when you’re riding with your friends
and having lots of fun
just remember these golden rules
and you’ll be number one.
first of all you should be wise
how to get the perfect size
only one person on that bare bike
use hand signals to turn left or right.
[then something abt good ol’ mike]
chorus
July 7, 2009 6:20 pm at 6:20 pm #1118378DeliberatelyEsotericMembermepal – nope!
this is it:
cars are machines that are powerful and strong
we take it for granted cuz we sit all day long
but you’ve got to know it’s dangerous
and special care you must take
everyone must be responsible
many lives are at stake
buckle your seatbelt right away
buckling seatbelts saves us every day
it’s really no rush, don’t speed when you drive
hashem has a plan when you will arrive
venishmartem meod lenafshoseichem
because cars are so powerful
never run into the street
look in both directions
before you move your feet
always cross at the cross/walk sign
stay within the lines
chorus
July 7, 2009 6:21 pm at 6:21 pm #1118379DeliberatelyEsotericMember.
i haven’t heard any of these tapes in a very long time, but i can repeat any part of them to you [not sure if i should be proud or just embarrassed lol]. this includes safety, most shmuel kundas, the purim story, the torah zoo, and many others. if anyone has a lyrics question, i’m available! 🙂
July 7, 2009 6:35 pm at 6:35 pm #1118380DeliberatelyEsotericMember.
mepal – regarding your kunda question a while back, it’s ‘whether you are from tucson’ [as in tucson, arizona].
and chofetzchaim – i might recognize the camp tape you mentioned. is that the one that says somewhere in the beginning, ‘hey, fatso, move it!’ cuz that’s the only line i remember from that one. i don’t think we ever owned that tape.
ohhhhh and who remembers kosher fairy tales? they made no sense whatsoever… but they were really cute.
July 7, 2009 6:57 pm at 6:57 pm #1118381mepalMemberDE, boy do you live up to your name 😉
July 7, 2009 7:17 pm at 7:17 pm #1118382DeliberatelyEsotericMembermepal, i try 😉
July 7, 2009 10:00 pm at 10:00 pm #1118383lakewoodwifeParticipantHere’s a classic that noone has mentioned yet…
Shalom, Shalom Aleph
I listened to it as a record when I was a kid (every night), at one point we owned it on tape, and now my daughter (2 yrs old) listens to it on CD.
‘Oh, you really need the dot…’
‘We are partners, yes siree…’
July 7, 2009 10:33 pm at 10:33 pm #1118385July 8, 2009 1:53 am at 1:53 am #1118386I can only tryMemberYW Moderator-42-
Thanks again, for the links this time.
I clicked on the first link, and within about thirty seconds one of the kids who probably hadn’t heard the songs in 10+ years was in the room, asking “Is that the Marvelous Midos Machine?”
July 8, 2009 5:20 am at 5:20 am #1118387YW Moderator-42ModeratorI don’t think that those videos are the entire original version. The originals were 45 minutes long. These seem to be a bit shorter. I don’t have time to watch the whole thing but I do notice some things that are skipped. The songs are a bit shorter than the originals also.
November 18, 2010 2:06 am at 2:06 am #1118388sms007Memberanyone know of a jewish story tape- no music (my sons very particular about his bed time tape lol)
November 18, 2010 5:58 pm at 5:58 pm #1118389lakewoodwifeParticipantthere are a couple of Shmuel Kunda tapes that were made with no music (for s’fira). I think ‘There’s Zaidy’ & at least one other one. Aso Rebbe Hill generally does not have music.
November 18, 2010 6:05 pm at 6:05 pm #1118390blinkyParticipantthere are some old ones done by Yitzy Erps (shaul and the witch is one- ok maybe that is controversial) but there are other good ones too.
November 25, 2010 11:13 pm at 11:13 pm #1118391eclipseMemberlakewoodwife–that tape was created by mrs.sue arnold(Morah Sarah)in toronto.i used it when i taught kindergarten,to help my kids,and with kiruv girls.it is absolutely the best!
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