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August 12, 2013 9:44 pm at 9:44 pm #610341eclipseMember
Parental:
1. Don’t forget to…………..or you could…. chas v’sholom!
2. How many times do I have to…..?
3. Please wear your……because……..
4. It’s not okay to…………
5. Did you remember to……?
Children-al:
1. But Ima, EVERYone…………!
2. I’m telling you, the teacher HATES me;she always/never……….
3. Pleeeeeeease can I………just this once?
4. I’ll totally ……….but can I do it later?
5. You’re the best mother in the whoooooole……….!
August 12, 2013 10:13 pm at 10:13 pm #970780LevAryehMemberYou forgot the best children-al one:
But EVERYONE in my class has a…
(like one kid has it)
August 12, 2013 10:15 pm at 10:15 pm #970781eclipseMemberThanks!:)By the way your shidduch date sketch is very funny.
August 12, 2013 10:32 pm at 10:32 pm #970782LevAryehMemberThanks! Women tend to like that one over the aveirah and chumrah song. I haven’t actually ever been on a shidduch date yet, so it may have been a little inaccurate 🙂
August 13, 2013 12:19 am at 12:19 am #970783This name is already takenParticipantLev aryeh- They even like the joke?
August 13, 2013 12:52 am at 12:52 am #970784eclipseMemberIf it was accurate it would have been your last:)
August 13, 2013 1:39 am at 1:39 am #970785jewishfeminist02MemberI’ll be your best friend if…
August 13, 2013 7:09 am at 7:09 am #970786Shopping613 ðŸŒParticipantI didnt see it! Where can I see it eclipse?
August 13, 2013 11:22 am at 11:22 am #970787LevAryehMember@This name is already taken – Please restate your question in English.
@Shopping613 – Search YouTube for “Things Not To Say On A Shidduch Date”. It’s on the same channel as The Aveirah Song.
August 13, 2013 12:00 pm at 12:00 pm #970788eclipseMemberI saw it on Matzav.com ages ago,so you’d prob have to “search the archives” or something.
August 13, 2013 1:14 pm at 1:14 pm #970789Shopping613 ðŸŒParticipantOh that….why did you call it a sketch? A sketch is a drawing, no???
August 13, 2013 2:08 pm at 2:08 pm #970790oomisParticipantThanks! Women tend to like that one over the aveirah and chumrah song. I haven’t actually ever been on a shidduch date yet, so it may have been a little inaccurate 🙂 “
Nope, I actually went out with a guy like one of them, and that was forty years ago!
August 13, 2013 4:18 pm at 4:18 pm #970791LevAryehMemberShopping – Look up sketch comedy on wikipedia.
August 13, 2013 4:37 pm at 4:37 pm #970792jewishfeminist02MemberShopping613, “sketch” is also a term that means a comedy act.
August 13, 2013 5:36 pm at 5:36 pm #970793jewishdudeMemberspeaking of speeches we know by heart, does anyone know how to cough by heart?
August 13, 2013 6:26 pm at 6:26 pm #970794BoruchSchwartzParticipant@ jewishdude
I know someone who tried to cough by heart and he ended up coughing up blood. If successful it can be great, but there is no question, its a big risk.
August 13, 2013 7:49 pm at 7:49 pm #970795Shopping613 ðŸŒParticipantCough by heart?????
I thought the word was skit, and sketch is hebrew, no????? That’s what they say in hebrew, and so when i learned it i just thought it was the hebrew word for skit or something…
August 14, 2013 1:48 am at 1:48 am #970796jewishfeminist02MemberSketch is an English word. It could be Hebrew slang, or a cognate, or one of those English words that has wormed its way into common usage in Israel. But it is definitely an English word.
August 14, 2013 1:56 am at 1:56 am #970797Sam2ParticipantTo Be or not to Be
the Gettysburg Address
Moshe Rabbeinu’s final address to Am Yisrael
August 14, 2013 5:12 am at 5:12 am #970798rationalfrummieMembersam2- you mean all of sefer devarim?
August 14, 2013 11:44 am at 11:44 am #970799Sam2ParticipantRF: 🙂
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