You should contact chayav inish livsumay, chayavs einikle, brotherofurs, kishke 4 shabbos, ha ha ha ha and a few others. They usually start the real geshmake threads.
Up & Ready. What color thread would you like to use. I have an extra 2.4 minutes for you. Actually 2.5, but 00.1 min. got used up thinking through this reply.
Yea. Mommy lets me put away all Pesach worries, to help you out in this great time of need. I’ll put my sleep-deprived thought processor at your disposal.