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December 12, 2012 12:03 am at 12:03 am #607375ZeesKiteParticipant
No, I’m always serious.
December 12, 2012 2:14 pm at 2:14 pm #917878BaalHaboozeParticipant…blechhh, I hate alchohol, you can get drunk from those things!
Milk. Now that’s a drink!
December 18, 2012 3:29 pm at 3:29 pm #917879BaalHaboozeParticipantOn a scale of 1 to 10 what is your favorite color in the alphabet?
December 18, 2012 6:44 pm at 6:44 pm #917880HaLeiViParticipantUV
December 18, 2012 9:56 pm at 9:56 pm #917882Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberSorry baal habooze but there are 26 colors in the alphabet, let me rephrase the Question
On a scale of 1 to 260 what is your favorite color in the alphabet?
December 19, 2012 1:56 am at 1:56 am #9178841hockerParticipantObama!
December 19, 2012 3:33 am at 3:33 am #917885nannyMemberYes, Obama. He is currently working day and night through dark and light, rain, hail, sleet, snow, etc. TRYING with all his might to finally find a solution to the shidduch crisis.
December 19, 2012 5:36 pm at 5:36 pm #917886tzaddiqMember“moooo, i’m a goat!” , said the monkey.
December 20, 2012 3:34 pm at 3:34 pm #917887BaalHaboozeParticipantIt’s time I stop putting off procastination, and get nothing done once and for all!
December 20, 2012 3:53 pm at 3:53 pm #917888AbeFParticipantI smurf you if you smurfing smurf that!!!!
December 20, 2012 3:58 pm at 3:58 pm #917889aHeiligeYidMemberTime is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
A Bp yid
December 20, 2012 4:00 pm at 4:00 pm #917890aHeiligeYidMemberWhy, when the lights are out, it’s invisible, but when the stars are out, they are visible?
A Bp Yid
December 20, 2012 4:24 pm at 4:24 pm #917891OneOfManyParticipant(Didn’t know they published the Guide in Yiddish…)
December 20, 2012 6:07 pm at 6:07 pm #917892aHeiligeYidMemberMr One of Many, maybe they did, or maybe they did not.
A Bp Yid
December 20, 2012 6:10 pm at 6:10 pm #917893OneOfManyParticipantThat’s Ms. OneOfMany, and I don’t think it would translate well…
December 20, 2012 6:23 pm at 6:23 pm #917894PBTMemberTechnology would be a great thing if it weren’t for all the machines.
December 20, 2012 6:25 pm at 6:25 pm #917895PBTMemberI love working in Customer Service. I just wish I didn’t have to deal with so many people so I could get my work done.
December 20, 2012 6:51 pm at 6:51 pm #917896aHeiligeYidMemberTo Mr. And Mrs. OOM, even if they didn’t why would it need translation? 🙂
Signed ZK, er… A BP Yid
December 20, 2012 7:04 pm at 7:04 pm #917898aHeiligeYidMemberIf a vegetarian eats veggies… What does a humanitarian eat?
Signed…
a) ZK
b) popa_bar_abba
c) a Zebra
d) all of the above
December 20, 2012 7:29 pm at 7:29 pm #917899aHeiligeYidMemberI vote (d)
December 20, 2012 7:29 pm at 7:29 pm #917900OneOfManyParticipant-_- That’s OneOfMany, not TwoOfMany.
And er…never mind.
December 20, 2012 7:37 pm at 7:37 pm #917901popa_bar_abbaParticipantIf a vegetarian eats veggies… What does a humanitarian eat?
Signed…
a) ZK
b) popa_bar_abba
c) a Zebra
d) all of the above
1. Wolf http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/best-profession#post-135727
2. Mepal http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/a-humorous-item/page/28#post-81155
3. BSD http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/corny-jokes#post-231999
So none of the above, but 3 of the non-above.
December 20, 2012 8:21 pm at 8:21 pm #917902funnyboneParticipantEveryone knows that if toast falls it falls on the buttered side. If a cat falls it falls on its legs.
What happens if you butter the back of a cat?
December 20, 2012 8:22 pm at 8:22 pm #917903BaalHaboozeParticipantThe fact that he is still around unblocked, the Mods must have looked into this poster “aHeiligeYid”, and ruled he takeh must be a heilige yid.
December 20, 2012 9:44 pm at 9:44 pm #917904aHeiligeYidMemberTo Baal habooze, thank you for your kind words, I think, but I am a English and Yiddish speaker who is not a second account, not Joseph, but possibly a Robot.
Hope that my secret will stay secret (even though I doubt it),
A BP Yid
December 20, 2012 9:45 pm at 9:45 pm #917905aHeiligeYidMemberOh, and a zebra is ruled out too.
December 21, 2012 12:17 am at 12:17 am #917906Luna LovegoodParticipantMy fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them
December 21, 2012 12:35 am at 12:35 am #917907WIYMemberLuna
I just pretended to lol
December 21, 2012 1:35 pm at 1:35 pm #917908HaLeiViParticipantYou? Keep a secret?
December 21, 2012 3:00 pm at 3:00 pm #9179092scentsParticipantNah, unprecedented to keep a secret..
December 21, 2012 3:27 pm at 3:27 pm #917910BaalHaboozeParticipantMy previous post was “a silly post”, and I had no intention to flatter! aHeiligeYid, you are a perfect bonafide troll and nothing close to that (fake) name you claim to be. Please leave!
(note: this is NOT a silly post)
December 21, 2012 3:51 pm at 3:51 pm #917911aHeiligeYidMemberTo Baal haBooze, thanks! Time to go the way of all new posters who were kicked out after two days…. ;(
R.I.P. a Heilege Yid.
12/18/12-12/21/12
December 21, 2012 4:10 pm at 4:10 pm #917912aHeiligeYidMemberAnd now…. He’s afraid to answer..
December 21, 2012 4:27 pm at 4:27 pm #917913aHeiligeYidMemberAnybody home, mr. Baal? Or still too SCARED post…
Not trolling….more like ogreing!
December 21, 2012 4:38 pm at 4:38 pm #917914tzaddiqMembermods? alert.
December 21, 2012 4:44 pm at 4:44 pm #917915aHeiligeYidMemberMassering or just having fun like the rest of us?
December 22, 2012 11:25 pm at 11:25 pm #917917frummy in the tummyParticipantDecember 23, 2012 6:01 am at 6:01 am #917918HaLeiViParticipantThanks Tumm, that’s very funny!
December 23, 2012 8:15 am at 8:15 am #917919frummy in the tummyParticipantThanks, HaLeiVi! Did you catch all the subtleties? I’ve never written something like this before, so I’m not sure if I was too subtle.
December 23, 2012 12:27 pm at 12:27 pm #917920uneeqParticipantFrummy, I got some of it, I just don’t understand the ending, nor how the mirror works out.
December 23, 2012 3:37 pm at 3:37 pm #917921frummy in the tummyParticipantuneeq – I realized afterwards that I mistyped one of the names in the last paragraph – BOB grabs a knife from OTTO’s drawer, not from BOB’s, as he is in OTTO’s kitchen. I’m not sure if that threw anyone off.
Also bear in mind that it’s not necessarily supposed to be a satisfying ending that makes the whole story click, just a confirmation that it in fact is some form of mirror. I was kind of thinking that our friend BOB is stuck in some sort of nether-region where many of his actions are mirrored – obviously not all of them are, as BOB wasn’t cooking his own cheesecake, and they were BOTH somehow in OTTO’s kitchen. I guess I kinda wanted to leave some interpretation up to the reader.
December 23, 2012 5:36 pm at 5:36 pm #917922WiseyParticipantFunnybone: perpetual motion
December 23, 2012 6:46 pm at 6:46 pm #917923WIYMemberfrummy
I see a lot of depth in this story. I have my own pshat. Sometimes we can be jealous and hate someone else and think that if we try to harm them we will be hapoier or it will grant us success. But the reality is that when we try to do bad to others the one we are hurting most is ourselves.
December 24, 2012 4:11 am at 4:11 am #917924frummy in the tummyParticipantWIY – I like it; thank you!
January 8, 2013 8:56 pm at 8:56 pm #917926tzaddiqMember“Go on. Ask”
“You ask!”
“NO! You ask”
“Why can’t YOU ask”
“Fine…..hey, my friend wants to ask you something”
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