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November 11, 2010 10:27 pm at 10:27 pm #903042squeakParticipant
I’d like to get a hold of you
Watch out for this guy!
Oh wait, did you mean “ahold of”.
Ah, nevermind.
November 11, 2010 10:49 pm at 10:49 pm #903043phrumMember😉
November 11, 2010 11:56 pm at 11:56 pm #903044SacrilegeMemberphrum
Work your magic.
November 12, 2010 12:28 am at 12:28 am #903045WIYMemberSacrilege
Talmid Chacham, Ben Torah same difference.
No its not and most girls wont say they are looking for a Talmid Chacham. A talmud Chacham is a serious Torah scholar someone who “knows his beans” not just a guy who can learn a Daf Gemorah or knows some things.
(From askmoses.com)
DEFINE YOUR TERMS
I was once talking to a tourist on his first visit to Israel. He seemed disenchanted.
From Rav Noach weinberg Zatzal.
squeak
Correct English would be get hold of. Or a hold of ahold is not actually a real word although it kind of evolved into one. I have the red misspelling squiggle under ahold.
November 12, 2010 1:25 pm at 1:25 pm #903046phrumMemberSacrilege
If only you could reach me through ymail now we would have enough time to arrange everything before shabbos…
November 12, 2010 2:01 pm at 2:01 pm #903047SacrilegeMemberphrum
I’m not that easy… and I dont know you.
November 12, 2010 2:39 pm at 2:39 pm #903048phrumMemberSacrilege
It would be hard to meet for the first time if we already knew each other, and nothing worthwhile is easy, but I’m still just working on a way to exchange references!
November 12, 2010 3:29 pm at 3:29 pm #903049SacrilegeMemberI dont mean know you know you. I dont know anything ABOUT you.
I know I am the over sharer of the bunch…
November 12, 2010 3:32 pm at 3:32 pm #903050YW Moderator-80Memberinteresting statistic
in sacrilege’s post, the word “know” was 17.4% of the total number of words in the post
November 12, 2010 3:59 pm at 3:59 pm #903051SacrilegeMember80
Smooth, huh?
November 12, 2010 4:26 pm at 4:26 pm #903052popa_bar_abbaParticipantI think Sacrilege and WIY are the same person, and one day “they” will pretend to us that they met, dated, and got engaged.
November 12, 2010 4:34 pm at 4:34 pm #903053adorableParticipantSharp! Possibly….
November 12, 2010 4:45 pm at 4:45 pm #903055SacrilegeMemberPopa
Actually I am a Protist which makes me neither.
Who needs men really?
November 12, 2010 4:54 pm at 4:54 pm #903056cshapiroMembermen…cant live with them, cant live without them…
November 12, 2010 4:59 pm at 4:59 pm #903057SacrilegeMemberThanks Mods.
My post makes no sense now 😛
November 12, 2010 5:08 pm at 5:08 pm #903058WIYMemberSacrilege
I think wed do great together because I’m a Fun-gi.
November 12, 2010 7:06 pm at 7:06 pm #903061phrumMemberI know! 😉
November 12, 2010 7:30 pm at 7:30 pm #903062WIYMemberSacrilege
I can’t believe you have no response to my comment. I thought you would find it punny 😉
November 14, 2010 12:01 am at 12:01 am #903063SacrilegeMemberWIY
I did respond. It got deleted 🙁
My previous one was edited as well, seems like I’m not behaving myself…
November 14, 2010 1:41 am at 1:41 am #903064WIYMemberSacrilege
Ooooh now I am really curious what you said lol!
November 14, 2010 1:53 am at 1:53 am #903065popa_bar_abbaParticipantI know a professional talmid chochom.
People hire him when they need a talmid chochom to say or do something for them. Sometimes, newspapers call him for a quote when they have a story that needs a talmid chochom quote, and he’s been in a couple of movies.
November 14, 2010 5:47 am at 5:47 am #903066WIYMemberpopa_bar_abba
Does he do broadway too?
November 15, 2010 8:34 pm at 8:34 pm #903067blinkyParticipantIt seems that general schmooze 4 started so i guess before this thread closes whoever contributed to this thread should all say good bye! It was an enjoyable and fun thread, good bye ill miss you <sniff sniff>
November 15, 2010 8:48 pm at 8:48 pm #903068tunabeigel123MemberYou could still carry this one on, there could be general shmooze 3 & 4.
November 15, 2010 9:00 pm at 9:00 pm #903069blinkyParticipanttuna- nah, its no point! you can’t have 2 schmoozes open! Nu anyone else gonna say good bye??????????
November 15, 2010 10:04 pm at 10:04 pm #903070bptParticipantBlinky, if you recall, GS 3 was revived after a multi-month sleep, so threads never really “go away”
Besides, all the action is at GS 4, so hop to it!
November 15, 2010 11:21 pm at 11:21 pm #903071The Rabbi RocksMemberi just went, and there wasnt any action no offense
May 20, 2011 6:41 pm at 6:41 pm #903072I can only tryMemberPaying for a subway or bus ride with a token?
Making a pay-phone call for a dime?
Riding a trolley (in Brooklyn)?
When Camp Agudah was in Highmount, NY?
Mayor Lindsay?
V-J day?
Riding the Culver Shuttle?
Getting war updates from non-Jews on Yom Kippur in 1973?
Flying a propeller-driven plane?
The quiz shows scandal?
The first lunar landing?
Camp Kol Ree Nah?
The completion of the New York State Thruway?
Mayor La Guardia?
Silver quarters?
The Iran-Contra affair?
LSMFT?
Khrushchev pounding the table with his shoe?
Flying without first going thru a metal detector?
KAL flight 007?
The 1964 World’s Fair in Queens?
D. B. Cooper?
The Kennedy assassination?
Kosher King at Brooklyn College?
When Yeshiva Torah Vodaas of Flatbush became Yeshiva Torah Temima?
Lehavdil, how many people were zoche to have met, learned with, or receive a brocha from:
(don’t ask where all this is coming from, I just felt like reminiscing [yes, some of the above were before my time])
May 24, 2011 5:12 am at 5:12 am #903084YW Moderator-42ModeratorI remember paying for the subway with tokens.
May 24, 2011 7:57 am at 7:57 am #903085kapustaParticipantI remember paying for the subway with tokens.
I remember some other posts here. 😉
(I understand though.)
May 24, 2011 8:04 am at 8:04 am #903086YW Moderator-42ModeratorGlad you understand.
May 24, 2011 5:12 pm at 5:12 pm #903087yossi z.MemberWhoops. I understand too :$
😀 Zuberman! 😀
September 19, 2011 9:11 pm at 9:11 pm #903088adorableParticipantso boring at work! boss just came in twice and i was doing personal things and I think shes upset but there’s nothing for me to do! help!
September 19, 2011 10:48 pm at 10:48 pm #903089Smick.MemberAdorable: where do you work?
September 19, 2011 10:55 pm at 10:55 pm #903090Smick.MemberIn my family Your not “allowed” to say your bored!!! You’ve got to just keep busy or pretend you are… It stems from my grandmother who says she’s never bored and expects us all to follow suit -I guess… But I really am bored!! I’m in search of a job.. Be grateful you are bored at work and not bored without a job!!! Remember your getting paid for the boredom!!!
September 20, 2011 2:24 pm at 2:24 pm #903091adorableParticipantI am veyr very grateful that I have a job but its annoying to have no work left and the boss comes in and gets upset that you are not working. but there is no work!!!!!!!
September 20, 2011 3:43 pm at 3:43 pm #903092yungerman1Participantadorable- I’m not saying you should fool your boss, but if she sees you dont have any work to do she may decide she doesnt need you.
September 21, 2011 3:06 pm at 3:06 pm #903093adorableParticipantshe has work for me but I do it very fast and the phones dont ring all day!
November 7, 2012 4:20 am at 4:20 am #903094WiseyParticipantwould it be possible for u to bring a book along and close it as soon as your boss comes along, or something like that?
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