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A Boy in shidduchim is compared to a teabag. First he’s opened up then he hangs in the air and then once he’s into it he gets burnt.
I don’t like shidduch jokes. I’ve seen to many of them get married.
I could probably make a similarly unfunny joke with any object.
A boy in shidduchim is like a hot pepper. First he’s washed off, then he’s chewed up, then he’s spit out!
A boy in shidduchim is like a mailbox. First he’s stuck in the ground, then he’s stuffed with papers and resumes, then he’s emptied out!
A boy in shidduchim is like a dog. First he’s cute, then he barks at everyone, then he’s put down!
I could do this all day.
A Boy in shidduchim is compared to a teabag. First he’s opened up then he hangs in the air and then once he’s into it he gets burnt. “
Nope, he’s all wet…
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Sorry to inform you but I heard this joke years ago and you messed it up!!!
Marriage is like a tea bag at first it seems like a nice neat package however then you find out there are strings attached and before you know it you find yourself in hot water.
Boys in shidduchim are like teabags. The only good ones are Brisk.
shidduchim are like “where’s waldo?”, we now he’s out there, but he’s hard to find…
Elenor Roosevelt had a very good line about women and teabags. I forgot it, but feel free to look it up and post it.
is this what you are referring to?
I like it:)
Girls rule!
yeah, sounds right
A boy in shidduchim is like a … velociraptor?
Sometimes they forget to cut their toenails.
Epic fail.
<em? shidduchim are like “where’s waldo?”, we now he’s out there, but he’s hard to find…
And there are so many lookalikes tof waldo that it gets soooo confusing.
@streekgeek – Aren’t there? 😀 If Waldo were standing among a bunch of black hatters, though, I’m pretty sure he’d stand out.
DaasYochid,
Close, but I don’t think Brisk makes teabags.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A yeshiva bochur on a shidduch date.
I really astound myself with my originality and inventiveness.
writersoul
Why is he being red(t) all over if hes currently on a date? You mean they know this one isn’t going anywhere but yet they still choose to waste 2 people’s time? Thats the sad joke of shidduchim.
A boy in shidduchim is like a frog. He is dissected, and by the time that’s done he is dead
Shidduchim is like chewing gum. When you try blowing a bubble it comes back and hits you in the face.
A boy in shidduchim is like a baboon. You can put him in a suit and tie, and you can make him eat fruits and vegetables, but eventually he’s gonna scratch his armpits and fling garbage all over.
I’ve been through a lot of threads round here.
There’s always a post (or 2 or 3) that I find to be inaccurate, misleading, specious, or just plain wrong. It’s up to me to decide to respond with my own 2 cents or keep quiet.
But this time I could not remain silent.
Here is a thread where every single post is complete truth!
And to think this one has the word joke in the title!
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