a prince and princess who just got married r sitting in a beautiful carraige together when suddenly the horse stops moving.
“excuse me a second honey” says the prince. he gets out the carraige, whips the horse, and says “thats one!!”
he gets back into the carraige, excuses himself and resumes talking to his new wife.
the horse stops again and the story repeats itself. he goes out and tells the horse “thats two!!!”
the same thing happens again and this time the prince gets out and says “that was three!!!” and he shoots and kills his horse!
this time when he gets back in the carraige his horrified wife of one hour turns to him and says “honey, why did u do that? the poor horse!!
the prince turns to her and says “honey, that was one!!!!!”
lol i heard this at a sheva berachos and it got a major laugh