When i was in high school i cheated on an Ivrit test some of my classmates found out and were digging through the garbage cans for my cheat sheet to find it so they could get me in trouble
a kindhearted BM bochur found it and gave it to me on the sly.
One time, my teacher Ms. Bliss was out sick and our substitute dressed up like Abe Lincoln. He gave me an unlimited hall pass which got me out of trouble with the principal Mr. Belding. Neither of us realized it expired in the 1800s though.
Once we were walking to shul and three very cute furry puppies came charging out of a house toward us. My 3 y.o. son freaked out and ran across the street. It was a whole minute until a car came by, but I was shaken to the core. When my husband and I were done blaming each other for not having a hold of him, we started training our kids to run to US when they are scared, instead of running away, and then we trained ourselves to always know who is responsible for who (and to have their hand firmly if inclined to run away).
GAW. I also saw that.. Comes from an expression with no connection to the show.. Try being a kill joy elsewhere.. Or at least when sort of appropriate!