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  • #1026220
    golfer
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    Oomis, all talk of love (grandmotherly and other) aside, it’s possible your challah didn’t come out like your grandmother’s because your ovens were different.

    Now, in return for that little tidbit, please post:

    1) chocolate chip cookie recipe

    2) challah recipe

    #1026221
    oomis
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    Golfer, you would be making a good point in general, but I was using the same oven she did. But you are correct in that different ovens do actually bake differently, even at what appears to be the same temperature.

    The chocolate chip recipe comes right off the pack of Nestle Tollhouse Chocolate Morsels.I use a pareve Jewish brand of chips, because Nestles is considered dairy. And you HAVE to use the optional nuts in the recipe. Makes all the difference.

    As to the challah – there is NO way to give you her recipe, and as I no longer have the specific utensils she used, I can’t even measure out the ingredients the same way. I’ll give you an example. She used a floru sifter as her measure. So she would tell me to take “ah measure und a hef, and den ah FULL measure.” She used a specific large serving spoon to measure out her Kosher salt, and a sugar scoop of a specific size and shape for the sugar. No other scoop was right, and when I mislaid the scoop some years after she died, I enver found one that was the correct proportion. She used “ah bissele oil mit a gantze measure (a different kind) fun heiseh vasser, ober nisht tzu heis.” You see what I mean? Mostly she used two packages of dry yeast. And she put in 4-5 eggs, depending on how much more flour she would add in.

    This dough was an all purpose one for savory OR sweet things. She could make the MOST delicious onion rolls from it, after making whatever challahs she needed, or roll it out with cinnamon and some more sugar and raisins and walnuts, and had the very best babka you ever tasted. Mamesh taam Gan Eden, we used to say. Erev Shabbos, you could smell the challah baking from a block away, and that was the aroma greeting me as I returned from school each Friday afternoon. All this talk is making me very nostalgic and a little sad, because no one will ever make challah that does it for me as hers did.

    #1026222
    golfer
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    Oomis, your post even made me a little sad, and I never had the privilege of knowing your grandmother. Where was she from? It always seems to me that that whole generation was made of different stuff than we have around today. I thoroughly enjoyed your description of your grandmother’s challah baking instructions. Even though you weren’t able to give me the exact recipe, I do want to thank you for sharing the beautiful memory.

    #1026223
    oomis
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    Golfer, it was my pleasure. My Bubby O”H was a funny, wonderful lady. She lived with us for the last 30 years of her life, and really helped to raise us. Just to illustrate how special she was, my FATHER was delighted to have his mother-in-law living with us. She never imposed her will on my parents, but was always a helping and guiding hand in every way. And she was HILARIOUS, mostly unintentionally.

    One day, we got up to get ready for school, and Bubby was in the kitchen downstairs making hot cereal for us, as she loved to do every day. All of a sudden we hear a gevald coming from the kitchen. We ran down, thinking the worst, maybe she had chalilah burned herself or fallen, and came to the sight of a saucepan overflowing with bubbles. She had cooked a potful of Matey Bath Soap Bubbles (Any old timers here remember them?), thinking it was farina. Whenever I am sad, I just need to remember that day. Our kitchen stovetop never looked so clean!

    My parents were profoundly grateful to have her with us, and so were we. What she did for us, she did with much love, and we were truly blessed. Her physical care came to me the last year of her life at nearly 87, when she became ill and bedridden. And it was my zechus. I could never repay her for everything she was to us and did for us when I was growing up. And my mom O”H learned by her example, and imparted the same lessons to all of us.

    #1026224
    jewishness
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    Has the rock gone under cover?

    #1026227
    A Certain Person
    Participant

    Maybe he’s been blocked.

    #1026229
    happysnappy
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    ROCK can you hear me?

    #1026230
    oomis
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    The only rock I am interested in hearing me this week is

    Tzur Yisroel.

    (No offense to Yerachmiel – I still love your letters in the FJJ, too!)

    #1026231
    A Certain Person
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    Hi, it’s me, Rocky. I promise.

    #1026232
    happysnappy
    Member

    This week’s letter was awesome. It had me in stitches.

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    #1026233
    A Certain Person
    Participant

    Thank you. I liked it, too. 🙂

    #1026234
    oomis
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    Usually has me in stitches, but the ILGWU gave me mussar.

    #1026235
    A Certain Person
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    Oomis: I actually figured out what you were talking about after only one (internal) “huh?” I even remember the song (my father z”l used to say I had “ah kupp fahr narishkeit!”):

    LOOK FOR THE UNION LABEL, WHEN YOU ARE BUYING A COAT, DRESS, OR BLOUSE,

    REMEMBER SOMEWHERE, OUR UNION’S SEWING, THE MONEY GOING, TO FEED THE KIDS, AND RUN THE HOUSE.

    WE WORK HARD, BUT WHO’S COMPLAINING, THANKS TO THE ILG WE’RE PAYING OUR WAY,

    SO ALWAYS LOOK FOR THE UNION LABEL, IT SAYS WE’RE ABLE TO MAKE IT IN THE USA!!!

    …Bunch o’ commies!

    #1026236
    oomis
    Participant

    LOOK FOR THE UNION LABEL”

    Boy, does that date us!!!! (and btw, I was singing it in my head, when I typed it).

    May all the naarishkeit in your kup, give you happy memories of your father Z”L.

    #1026238
    A Certain Person
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    Hey moderator: I’m not your friend!

    PS Have an easy fast.

    you too, thanks 😉

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