First time I failed for not signalling while in reverse.
Second time I failed for pulling into a bike lane while yielding to a fire truck.
Third time I failed for yelling too loud. See, I figured if I yelled the whole time I’d distract her and she wouldn’t notice what I did wrong. She said it was “reckless driving” though.
Exactly, but as you only pass after you take the test it includes the last one you took. You actually did get it after taking and failing four times… the fifth was only scheduled, not taken.
DaasYochid- come on, play along. Let’s pretend he really passed by bribing a DMV official instead of taking the test a fifth time. We all know he’s too embarrassed to admit he failed once and gave up.
Passed on my second try. Failed the first time for driving on the wrong side of the street. No fair the roads are tiny! Don’t give up i said so, my friend passed on her fifth. What number are you up to? Why did you fail?
Passed on my 2nd try. I failed the first time because the DMV official was a mexican anti-semite. I know 5 other people who took their road test on the same day as me with the same DMV official and she failed all of them.
Passed on my 3rd. Failed for complete incompetence on the part of the proctor. Worst part was that all my friends kept making “guess you’re not that perfect after all” jokes…