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  • November 21, 2013 3:52 am at 3:52 am #611340
    shnitzy
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    So…I’ve been wondering….

    I wrote a little ditty for my wifes anniversary but I got a little stuck…

    WHAT IN HEAVENS NAME RHYMES WITH TEACUP???

    Any suggestions will be accepted with…well, you know me..wait and see!!

    ~hey! that rhymed!! why can’t I make rhyme the things that matter?!

    November 21, 2013 4:10 am at 4:10 am #988129
    WolfishMusings
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    According to two online rhyming dictionaries I used, there are no rhymes for teacup.

    The Wolf

    November 21, 2013 4:25 am at 4:25 am #988130
    oomis
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    There are three, but none of them is appropriate to be posted on this type of forum.

    November 21, 2013 4:29 am at 4:29 am #988131
    shnitzy
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    Oh no!!! Now what do I do???

    November 21, 2013 4:34 am at 4:34 am #988132
    WolfishMusings
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    Oh no!!! Now what do I do???

    Use a synonym for teacup.

    Use a different rhyming structure.

    Write an different poem.

    The Wolf

    November 21, 2013 4:40 am at 4:40 am #988133
    shnitzy
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    I have to say teacup. it’s vital for…err…us…

    see, I sort of cracked her favorite one this morning..and I’m apologizing in my poem…

    November 21, 2013 4:43 am at 4:43 am #988134
    justsayin
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    Hiccup? Almost

    November 21, 2013 4:45 am at 4:45 am #988135
    yentingyenta
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    hiccup rhymes with teacup

    November 21, 2013 4:46 am at 4:46 am #988136
    justsayin
    Member

    Cmon, let’s hear the poem. Its not like we know your wife. (Unless you don’t want her to find it here…)

    November 21, 2013 4:47 am at 4:47 am #988137
    shnitzy
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    Hiccup?? uhh…that doesn’t really fit unless I say I was so distraught I had to give a hiccup..which makes less than zero sense

    if I write it here…she’ll pass out! but I’ll tell you…I really think it’s pretty good…I just need an idea for the apology part

    November 21, 2013 4:53 am at 4:53 am #988138
    justsayin
    Member

    Dear Mrs. Shnitz,

    Your husband broke your teacup

    I found him crying in the CR

    I think I heard a hiccup

    When he left in his car

    Its hard for him to speak up,

    For teacups to you important are.

    In short, this is an apology. Please accept cause I can’t find any other rhymes for teacup…

    How about this, shnitzy?

    November 21, 2013 5:21 am at 5:21 am #988139
    SanityIsOverrated
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    Sea pup?

    Keep up?

    Speak up?

    Prenup?

    November 21, 2013 5:24 am at 5:24 am #988140
    justsayin
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    Cleanup…

    Its not a lost case…

    November 21, 2013 7:34 am at 7:34 am #988141
    Shopping613 🌠
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    Or just use q different structure, like

    Line A

    Line B

    Line C

    Line D.

    B and D should rhyme or A and C.

    On one of the ones that dont need to rhyme use the e word teacup

    OR the line could be like:

    Im sorry I broke your teacup, sweetie

    And I since Im apoligizing you won’t be mad with me

    Justsayin’s one is cute also

    November 21, 2013 8:19 pm at 8:19 pm #988142
    WIY
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    shnitzy

    “I wrote a little ditty for my wifes anniversary”

    Is there some kind of sfeika deyoma that you arent maskim to?

    November 21, 2013 11:22 pm at 11:22 pm #988143
    mobico
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    While writing a rhyme ’bout your teacup

    My poetry hit a slight hiccup

    Then I thought of a word –

    The verses were cured!

    Exhilaration then caused me to leap up!

    November 21, 2013 11:23 pm at 11:23 pm #988144
    mobico
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    Or you could write:

    I would say I’m sorry about breaking your mug

    But apologies are not really my cup of tea

    November 21, 2013 11:25 pm at 11:25 pm #988145
    mobico
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    or:

    I would like to remind you that ever since a certain party in Boston, it has been decidedly patriotic to set tea free.

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