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“The Bard” is sort of a fancy nickname
For William Shakespear of literary fame
What it means I don’t know, to my great shame
But I hope my rhymes don’t sound too lame
msseeker, you no one can ever blame
of making your rhymes sound too lame!
you even remind me of my dear friend Lane,
a fierce little monkey no one could tame!
(yes i know that makes NO sence AT ALL but i ran out of ideas :))
Moskidoodle, are you under the weather?
Explain your doodle, or get your act together
If you did not understand my rhyme
Say so, I’ll explain it in no time
Moski, perhaps it’s the hot and sad season
Your words still have no rhyme or reason!
With some people, there’s just no pleasin’
To compliment would be an act of treason
Thank you, whoever you are (I don’t like to pry)
You should change your name to Ohd Yosef Chai
You are quite welcome (I think!), but please tell me why
My name should be changed -I’m not a crook nor a spy
a name tell’s a person’s nature
wherever you are a Tzadik or a instigator
but Joseph is one of us
therefore i love him with all my love XX
If you’re not a krook or a spy
Why do you give every SN a try?
ms, what do you mean trying every SN
And how did you change a subtitle again
come on, people,
start rhyming again!
take out a paper
and a ballpoint pen!
write down your thoughts
and let everyone know,
what good poets we have,
let your talents show!
it gives you the chance
to rest, relax, and rhyme,
i hope you write some more
– if you have time!
Am yisrael chai, SN means Screen Name
Your collection belongs in the CR Hall of Fame!
msseeker, the CR knows the acronym SN
but you are insinuating I’ve a collection again
If it’s really true that it’s emes you seek
Then perhaps you should consider thinking before you speak.
Oh, your SN is now newly subtitled!
I thought you’re Joseph; was I entitled?
You, msseeker
A sheker speaker!
You’ve no proof that AYC is him
You are ???? on choshed b’ksherim
SO perhaps it is YOU who should change the SN
To “here goes the shekerspeaker again” 🙂
I’m really sorry, AYC, but why are you so angry at me? It’s the mod’s fault, or whoever it was that changed your subtitle to Joseph (and then to the current one). How was I supposed to know it’s sheker? I guess you didn’t notice the changes.
You accused ayc of giving every SN a try
Without supporting your accusation why
You stated that ayc & Joseph were one and the same
And all of a sudden ayc got a new name
So now the story continues to unfold
That msseeker might be a mod, truth be told… 🙂
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/rhyme-game/page/3#post-282306
AYC, honestly, you don’t believe me? Didn’t you (or anybody else) notice that your subtitle was Joseph when I posted my silly little rhymes? (Sorry, moski, I’m not in the mood of rhyming when someone accuses me falsely. First let me straighten this out.)
So, moskidoodle, what did u do today?
Did u eat, sleep or go to pray?
I know how rediculous these questions may seem.
But i’m so bored I’m singing row row row ur boat gently down the stream!
moskidoodle last night had a dream
after ritually applying night cream
now is well refreshed, it would seem
For is quickly composing rhyming ????????
songs i like to sing
are songs about spring,
or maybe a luluby
about mama buying me a diamond ring!
your honesty is uplifting
Me?! A mod?
Why, how odd!
Just thank G-d
I’m not a mod!
Were I a mod
I’d grab the rod
Of a mop or broom
And go vroom-vroom
Clean out the Coffee Room!
I’d suffer no fool
Who tries playing cool
And uses any tool
To break every rule
Like a boy in school
Instead of a fight
Every day and night
Over basics so trite
Of Yiddishkeit
We’d treat each other
Like sister and brother
And help one another
Kindle the fire
And shteig ever higher
In ???? and ???? ????
????? ?????? ??????
???? ???? ????????
?????, ????, ?????
this thread is quite entertaining!
Tomorrow’s Torah potion we’ll be laining
I wanted to take part in this game
But to my utter shame
The word ‘portion’ came out lame:(
But before you go and blame
Look – you’ve done the same!
Why, there’s an ‘n’ in my name…:)
Moskidoodle I’d have to guess
his intentions were portion
to that, he would surely confess
i’m a maidEN! Not a maid!
do not expect me to wade
accross the mess you made.
🙂
The mess I made
was actually a raid
on the kitchen fridge
took some courage,
what a privilege,
sippin a frosty beverage,
without your knowledge.
The fridge was locked
And fully stocked
But now it’s bare
With nothing there
the lock is broken
all the goodies stolen!
mods! mods! how did this happen!
you are in charge and supposed to be wathchin!
An unsolved mystery indeed
Contents gone with such speed
At least they left the fridge itself
With just the air on each shelf
The fridge needs desperately to be replenished
It’s been a month since its contents were diminished
From soup to nuts, all the food has been finished
Can you volunteer to shop for the perennially famished?
Went away on an extended vacation
When maligned with a false accusation
Spent extra time in my REAL occupation
Did lots of chesed, had much appreciation
Returned, now will contribute to this thread
For no one wants to see it go dead
And when this thread’s revival will spread
Hopefully many posts will be coming up ahead!
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