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  • #886604

    gefen were not the same you know

    but each other we know

    #886605
    gefen
    Participant

    oh 🙂

    #886606
    Another name
    Participant

    Whoa!

    #886607
    bortezomib
    Participant

    Wow!

    To a beautiful vort I did just go!

    And the kallah’s face was much aglow!

    (Though it was somewhat of a fashion show

    And heels made for quite painful toes)

    #886608
    gefen
    Participant

    here in the midwest, it’s raining, it’s pouring

    and there are tornado watches till one in the morning

    the lightning is bright, the thunder is loud and roaring

    our lights keep flickering and my husband is snoring

    #886609
    gefen
    Participant

    my kids and i are watching the show in awe

    Hashem’s beautiful fireworks galaw (hey i’m from new yawk)

    #886610

    wow this thread is so inspirational!

    fun and exciting and oh so sensational!

    its a good thing i can spend time here during my vacational!

    #886611

    yummy cupcake that rhyme should be national

    #886612
    am yisrael chai
    Participant

    Yummy, your rhyme is certainly original

    #886613
    gefen
    Participant

    my last two posts were about our storm last nightning

    oh the loud thunder! – oh the bright lightening!

    but nobody commented – nobody cared

    to make our night a little less frightening 🙁

    #886614

    gefen thats rightning!

    #886615
    gefen
    Participant

    how enlightening

    #886616
    msseeker
    Member

    Now don’t start us fightening.

    #886617
    gefen
    Participant

    chas v’shalom – us fightening? – never

    we won’t fight – not ever ever

    #886618

    gefen! how clever!

    #886619
    brotherofurs
    Participant

    good i was afraid our friendship would sever (is that how u spell it?)

    #886620

    we will always be together!

    #886621
    am yisrael chai
    Participant

    no matter what the weather

    #886622

    even in the lands of nether

    #886623
    tracht gut
    Member

    Holding a big feather

    #886624
    MichaelC
    Member

    with my all weather umbrella

    #886625

    something really smellas

    #886626

    maybe its your portabellas?

    #886627
    blinky
    Participant

    Your a smart fella

    #886628
    smartcookie
    Member

    Or the mice in your cellar?

    #886629
    smartcookie
    Member

    Or that homeless fella?

    #886630

    blinky that was great i must tella

    #886631
    mustangrider
    Member

    I’m in the mood for some mozzarella

    Let’s hope it doesn’t hav salmonella

    #886632
    Another name
    Participant

    Amen! Selah!

    #886633

    mustangrider did you make a bracha?

    by the way what was the mozzerellas hashgacha

    #886634
    mustangrider
    Member

    moskidoodle, of course i did!

    the hashgacha,however,

    is unknown cuz its from madrid.

    #886635
    msseeker
    Member

    Is it cooked by a Yid?

    #886636
    mustangrider
    Member

    a Yid sure did

    cook it in a lid.

    Really! i dont kid!

    #886637
    Another name
    Participant

    Even so, I would get rid!

    #886638
    giggle girl
    Participant

    has anyone ever tasted squid?!

    when i saw one, i got scared and hid.

    (sorry, i know this is bad but i just had to put in squid somewhere)

    #886639

    did you hide by national grid

    #886640
    brotherofurs
    Participant

    i don’t think you did

    so i wont bid

    #886641
    knobblyknees
    Member

    How do you know that wasn’t the case,

    what are you afraid of – that you might lose face?

    Why feel inhibited, locked up and afraid,

    let go, feel free, and you’ve got your life made.

    #886642

    now, dont make our smiles fade

    #886643
    MichaelC
    Member

    so i have opened a bottle of lemonade

    say L’chaim and drink, it’s on the house (i don’t get payed)

    #886644
    mustangrider
    Member

    how is it that if u dont get paid

    u have the money to by lemonade?

    #886645
    MichaelC
    Member

    the juice i mentioned is found in my yard

    so extracting it daily is not to hard

    #886646

    as long as you dont drink lard (NOT KOSHER!)

    #886647
    mustangrider
    Member

    how can you drink lard?

    isnt it hard?

    #886648
    Another name
    Participant

    Lard would leave me scarred!

    #886649
    brotherofurs
    Participant

    to make sure u don’t drink lard , we’ll make sure to hire a guard 🙂

    #886650
    Another name
    Participant

    It will be hard

    to get by the guard

    without a card!

    #886651
    mustangrider
    Member

    but i’ve got a card,

    i stole it from my sisters yard!

    #886652
    msseeker
    Member

    These silly rhymes make me laugh too hard

    In the nine days we should really be on guard

    We’re supposed to, you know, be fartzaared

    Methinks you protest too much, said the Bard

    #886653

    whos the bard msseeker

    i hope he wasnt a peeker

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