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Have u heard of this, does anyone know what this means? can u guess?
Rapid fire for msdos?
Rabbi, frankly do others sign?
Roasted fries don’t outdo stake
Return fireworks dearest outdoor sir
redt fast dont overlook singles
Really fun dancing on stage
RFDOS
– Ripe Fruit Deoderizes Office Space
– Random Flowers, Dandelions Or Spider-lillies
– Roaches, Flies, Dogs, Ogres, and Spiders
– Rarely Fresh, Disgustingly Old and Sour
“RFDOS.EXE”
Cloaked Malware
Rumbling Fiery Dragons On Sale?
run from dogs 0nly syndrome
Repetitive free dumping of Shmatters
Random food disorders on shabbos?
Religious Females Driving Offroad Syndrome
Rabbi’s Frequently Deliver Opulent Shmoozes
Really fat dumb overwheight syndrom
Is this in common use or did you make it up?
Red Fur Does Ostentatiously Surprise
Really Random Door Opening Syndrome
Repetitive (Re)Frigerator Door Opening Syndrome
Case closed, now I can go to sleep.
I’m surprised that LuvMe got that close by chance.
Hey! How did u know- I think I have this fridge opening door syndrome…
Any cures- Please- I think I have a very severe case of it.
I stand every morning in front of the fridge for hours to decide what to eat… and then Im late for work.
LOL!!!!
I Suffer Terribly from this serious disease, can anybody help please.
P.s Setting up a support group called: RFDOSA Repetitive fridge door opening syndrome anonymous…
ON NO ME TOO!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!! good job uneeq- i guess that’s why that’s your username because your are most definitely unique!!
crazybrit:wow uneeq how did you get that?
Well a hint like this-“ok another hint! in the US where they speak their own dialect of “english” it would be RRDOS”- naturally sent me to the british posters thread to see what crazybrit has recently said about the difference between the american version of english to the british kind. All I had to find was an English word that starts with an F that changes to an R in English.
Easily enough, crazybrit’s last post had the answer- “Also what’s American for fridge?”
Too bad I cheated to end that one, I was more interested in giving fake answers.
hahahahahaha i thought i got the really random part right. i didn’t want to only post half so i stuck in the first words that popped into my head LOL that’s really funny. and wow uneeq, i can’t believe you got that! p.s. i think everbody had rfdos
I have a rare strain of RFDOS. It’s called RPDOS (Repetitive Pantry Door Opening Syndrome).
LuvMe: If you had paid attention to the hints, you would have realized that it started with Repetitive. Being that you also had Door Opening Syndrome, you were really closer than you think. Repetitive ____ Door Opening Syndrome. I actually didn’t notice your post until after I figured it out.
P.S. I’m not infected with this sickness.
Bump for no good reason. Look at all those old posters!
I only know what the R stands for.
Alternatively, the rest stands for “Fat, Drunk, Overweight Slob”.
At first, I thought it stood for “!!!!!!!Rolling Floor Dead On Shikur!!!!!!Rolling Floor Dead On Shikur”
But then I sobered up.
(Spoiler warning)
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/rfdosrfdos#post-356463
Retarded Fires Devolve Only Slowly
How slowly depends on how retarded, I guess.
😀 I was wondering if you’d notice.
(There goes yet another variation on my name…)
Really Fast Do-Over Syndrome
Some people are REALLY bored.
crazyBrit, you truly are crazy!
but a laugh anyway.
ps there will be a article in Mishpacha in a couple weeks suggesting and discussing various therapies for this dreaded machalo…
You might be right about that, Horrified.
But me personally, I think RFDOS will figure prominently in the new serial Mishpacha is starting in their Sukkos issue, about Bayla Genendel, who has a daughter, Shira Bracha Leah, in shidduchim, who is afflicted with a severe case of RFDOS, and is trying desperately to hide this from the neighbors and the neighborhood shadchanim, while simultaneously dealing with her son, Baruch Ber, who was learning in a top Yeshivish Yeshiva but has been secretly going to the tish of the local very Chassidish Rebbe Friday nights and chapping shrayim (he’s addicted to the smell of the lokshen kugel), and her other son, Feivish Mendel, who is attending a top Yeshivish high school, and has been bullied since second grade by the local bully (the son of Bayla G’s second cousin) and as a result he’s started wearing a clip on his yarmulka and listening to CD’s that are not approved by Badatz, and her 5 year old triplets, Chynka, Chaya and Reva, who are disturbingly beginning to show early signs of RFDOS as well. Or are they just picking up the behavior from their older sister while their mother is on the phone with shadchanim?
The serial will end on or around Rosh Hashana 5717, at which time (we hope) crazybrit will have come up with a different syndrome that Mishpacha can use to occupy our hearts and minds.
(Crazybrit, may I suggest- SMMPOSWTMCS?)
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