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Dear Dr. Feif,
I’ll take your advice on the former, not the ladder.
Never put down duct tape, people. It saved my pipe that burst erev yom tov.
It saved my duffel bag, also on erev yom tov. Someone should make a duct tape appreciation thread.
I use it over my mouth, to make sure I don’t speak any loshon hora. I got the idea from Dr. Feif, who recommended applying the same standard to shmiras halashon as to shmiras haeinayim (I took it off of my eyes to type this post).
WOW!!! Funniest thread ever!!!!!
duct tape was used on one of the apollo missions to tape up a fallen off mudguard. the astronauts found that if they didn’t have the mud gaurds then the lunar rovers quickly became covered with a layer of very abrasive moon dust
Feif, and that would even filter your coffee from the CR!
sdfo;iiun tp wokm poin tqw wr’jn[otrq
Sorry, about that, I forgot to take the duct tape off of my eyes this time.
I tried the coffee filter, but it didn’t stay on, so I used duct tape to keep it on.
If you use the coffe filter on your eyes, please remember to take it off before trying to make coffee…
It’s okay. I know the password.
Feif Un,
I know you said you were leaving. But you don’t know what’s going on here! Popa revived his advice thread just to make himself relevant again! Your advice thread was the original, better one, so I’m reviving it as well. Please come back!
Now I’m going to walk over to your desk and tell you that I posted this.
Dear Feif Un,
I am getting bored of trolling myself. I need more people who I can troll. What do you suggest?
love,
Popa bar Abby
Feif Un has informed me that he will not be returning. Popa, I told him your question, and he said to go troll your boss so you can get fired.
That’s too bad. I like feif, even if we often disagreed. I probably did disagree too strongly sometimes, so it probably is partially my fault.
Actually, I probably liked him because we disagreed. It is no fun to talk to people who agree with you, and you don’t learn anything new by doing so either.
There is a website I was basically chased off because I was in the minority position, so I know what its like.
To popa bar abba
Do you post something on every Topic?
To popa bar abba
Do you post something on every Topic?
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Also, you should ask that on my thread for asking questions, not on Feif’s.
Also, you should go stick your head in a big bowl of raw latke mix.
Best answer on this thread:
If you really want nothing to do with her at all, look up the phone number for the rejection hotline. Tell her that’s your new phone number. If she’s really THAT sensitive, tell her that if that one doesn’t work, there’s another one she can try. Give her the suicide hotline number for that one.
If you just want her to tone things down, tell her that you really want to help her, but you really don’t know enough about the subject matter to do so – but you know someone who can! Give her the number of your mother-in-law (are you married?) and let it be her problem.
Bump™
I will tell Feif Un that you enjoyed and bumped the thread!
I love the way the first two parts of Popa’s
last post set up perfectly for the third one.
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