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Beeblebrox International is only mildly ashamed to announce the launch of our latest service: Rants on Demand! ™️. Basically, what happened is my doctor told me that I’ve become so laid back that my blood pressure has become dangerously low, so I should try to get worked up about something to raise it. But I can’t think of anything, so here we are. Please write exactly what you would like a rant to be written about, if you’re for or against the subject matter, and leave the rest to us! We look forward to yelling at you.
Sincerely,
Zaphod.Ps. Please don’t post about how I shouldn’t post things like this because it wastes your time. News flash: I don’t care. I’m Here to waste your time. That’s what I do. If you have an issue with that, great! Post about it and we’ll be happy to write a rant about why we shouldn’t write rants. We are Beeblebrox International. We have no shame.
WB Good to hear from you. I may be the only one who enjoys your threads, b
How much do I get to charge for providing you with rant material and basically saving your life?Can you write a rant about pointless sophistry on the Internet and how it is Bad For The Jews?
The opening post is supposed to be funny, but it is not. Nothing to rant about.
Can you just ask AI to write something and just copy and paste it into this coffee room topic?
Dear Zaphod,
I’m a big fan! Please write me a rant being disrespectful to me. Certain posters are shying away from being critical of my posts.
i would like to rant on how most orthodox jews were, and still are, in awe and enamored of that orange-haired demagogue, liar, lecher, con-artist, sore loser and dining partner with nazis – his name escapes me
While your at it, let’s have a rant for how under appreciated the mods are.
After an extensive investigation, I have determined that Beeblerox International has never produced a single rant. As they say on theyeshivaworld.com, they truly have no shame.
I request a rant on how terrible it is that politicians consider themselves above the law. Nobody knows this better than the President of the Galaxy, so I’m expecting a rather lengthy discourse.
Of course, the simplest application of text learning is do the mod job. If the mods were to send me an archive of the posts they rejected, it should be possible to train a mod bot for at least some of that hard work.
I don’t think there’s an e in rantable
Sorry doesn’t cut it.
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