Randomex's junk thread thread (Ride the troller coaster!)

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

Perhaps, instead of creating numerous potentially annoying

threads, I should post any such thread ideas here, like so:

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Spontaneous combustion in halacha

BOOM!

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(Oh, and don’t post your thread ideas in here! Make your own thread.)

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

Games!

BANG! Sorry! Survive: Escape from Atlantis! Sushi Go! Linko!

No Thanks! Hey, That’s My Fish! High Tail It! Blockers! Razzia!

Neuroshima Hex! Going Going GONE! Smash Monster Rampage! Bears!

Panic on Wall Street! Spot It! Smarty Party! Take It Easy! Take It Higher!

Take It to the Limit! Time’s Up! Let’s Catch the Lion! Xe Queo!

Junta: Viva el Presidente! I’m the Boss! Zing!

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

300

IT’S. NOT. LITERAL!

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

Please don’t click here

Please don’t post your credit card information and Social Security number.

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

This is not a blog

It’s a forum.

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

TZAAR

Have you played it?

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

Is nebach an alcoholic also an alcoholic?

Or are they all nebach?

(Is nebach a feminist also a feminist?

Is nebach a shlemiel also a shlemiel?

Is nebach a moderator also a mod?)

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

Mice & Mystics

It’s mistama meyusad on the maasim of R’ Yeshayele Keresztirer, eh?

[SayIDidIt™]

(Can someone explain to me what this thread is about?

SiDi™)

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

So, um, like, you know, whatever.

Yeah!

(Derivative, I know…)

[catch yourself]

Could it be that GoGoGoGo is Comlink-X/Randomex (who, as we know, has more than one username…)?

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

Are you allowed to salt a modeh b’miktzas

in a potted plant that has a hole?

What about retzichas ma’achal b’heima al y’dei am ha’aaretz shechal b’Shabbos, or b’heima gasa l’chumrah shenafal b’tanur d’Achna’i lifnei k’los ha’einayim?

If a person was batel ad mei’ah v’esrim shanah and then m’kadeish al y’dei shaliach, can he daven for the amud on the yartzeit of his almanah?

Are we choshesh for ed zomem in the case of a chatichas Achashverosh shenis’arev im hagoyim b’maizid?

[cozimjewish]

SiDi – I think we are all wondering that (except Comlink-X, of course, and perhaps PAA)

[cozimjewish]

LOL – I just chupped – the “trollercoaster” – that’s funny!! 🙂

[cozimjewish]

but why “thread thread”? In reference to the other “thread thread”?

[showjoe]

what he is doing is listing all the thread ideas that he could think of.

the italic font is the thread title

and the regular font is the first post

[☕️coffee addict]

is this some sort of clothing (thread thread)?

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

It says “Gullible” in this thread

Gullible.

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

I’m not the killing type, but…

🙂

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

In one way, this thread failed.

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

If this thread is new to you and you’d come back to it, please say so.

If this thread is not new to you, please say so.

(You can probably guess what will happen if there

aren’t a significant number of replies…)

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

On Purim night, my friends and I knock on doors and recite “Jabberwocky”

We call this “Carrolling.”

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

How do you spell awderves?

[Lilmod Ulelamaid]

hors d’oeuvre or hors d’oevre

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

^Trolling victim.

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

Buffalo wings

How stupid do these stores think we are?

Everyone knows buffalo don’t have wings!

[Little Froggie]

Are you a biologist? How do you know?!?

[Lilmod Ulelamaid]

Why, has someone made a new rule that you have to know what you’re talking about when you post in the CR???!!!

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

Sigh… I conflated ignorance and stupidity in my

last post (and I hate it when people do that).

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Well, where’s your snow now, huh? Huh?

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

(The snow did show up.)

Billy Rubin

Who is he, and why is he counting all these babies?

[Lightbrite]

What happens if you microwave an oven?

[Lightbrite]

If people want to eat less sugar and more fiber, why don’t they eat lollipops the opposite way?

[Lightbrite]

Is there such a thing as a Jewish pinata?

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

Thread for pressing random buttons on your keyboard

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[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

A thread I tried to create about licensed Michoel Pruzansky Pruzball tables was rejected.

[☕️coffee addict]

why people shouldn’t plow with an ox

The yoke would be on them

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

I fail to see why that joke would be better as a thread.

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

(Then again, I don’t know if all my old posts met that standard.)

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

(I miss the old editing system.)

[ahron]

why do animal lovers eat their food

[☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲]

VIOLINS STRINGING. TRUMPETS RINGING. DRUMS BLARING.

Randomex facepalming.

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