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“The only thing worse than being married, is being single.” – somebody’s grandmother
slow clocks arent though
slow clocks arent though
Sure they are, if they are actually slow.
He means that a clock set to the wrong time will always be wrong.
(A “slow clock” refers to a clock set to a time earlier than the actual time,
not a clock that takes longer than 24 hours to run through a day… wait,
that wouldn’t be right twice a day either. What did you mean?)Table games […] represent a social contract between players.
In the name of creating fun, everybody agrees to follow some rules,
but also that they’ll care about the nebulous concept of winning, they’ll
be quiet when other people are taking their turn, they won’t leave the
table, they’ll lie, pay attention, think quickly, adopt a character, or
establish some value in winning as a team, or coming second, or… beans*.
[…] A board game is a glass palace of social cues.
-Quintin “Quinns” Smith*Probably a reference to popular bean-farming-themed card game Bohnanza.
wait,
that wouldn’t be right twice a day either. What did you mean?You’re right. I’m not sure what I was thinking
It’s not that complicated… A clock that’s broken- meaning the hands don’t move will be correct twice a day… For example if the hands are stuck at 12 o’clock it will be wrong the whole day except for 12 am and 12 pm…
I thought we were talking about a digital clock. Now I’m really confused.
We’re not…
I heard the slow clock thng bshaim Eytan Kobre
“The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it’s limits.”
“Love is not mystical. Creating a lasting and loving marriage takes a lot of work.”
“Lordy, I hope there are tapes.” James Comey
Politics in America is politics….
Politics in Israel is life and death…-My father
“Kol ma she ba, baruch haba.” -My mom
The problem with people who have nothing to say is that it takes them so long to say it.
~YesornoThe bottom line of this whole life is: What did you do for G-d?
~Moshe YessThere ain’t no bishul in a kli shlishi!
~Moshe YessIt’s not the size of the man in the fight. It’s the size of the fight in the man!
~ Moshe YessBe careful how you treat people on your way up….
You may meet them again on your way down.
~Mysh“It’s not the size of the man in the fight. It’s the size of the fight in the man!”
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“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog…”Do not say, “When I have free time I will study, for perhaps you will never have free time.” – Hillel in Pirkei Avos
“If you ever forget you’re a Jew, a Gentile will remind you.”
“If evolution really works, how come mothers have only two hands?” -Milton Berle
Please don’t quote his Twitter account.
It’s better than quoting mius celebrities or tumadik songs, no?
😉“Death is part of life”
A Twitter account is not a quotable source unless it is anonymous.
It’s better than quoting mius celebrities or tumadik songs, no?
On that subject, quoting someone does not usually imply a high regard
for that person or a general agreement with their opinions or behavior.You either ignored the point or missed it altogether
“When in doubt, get it out.”
-My dermatologist
hahaha!!
I don’t quote that sort of thing by name, do I?
Also, Donald Trump is a “mius celebrity.”(Despite that song’s title, that band I recently attempted to quote
was not Christian, assuming that’s what you mean by tumadig.)“Politicians are like diapers. They both need to be changed regularly and for the same reasons,” said Kurt Epps, a retired English teacher from Perth Amboy.
htwtp://www.theyeshivaworld.com/news/headlines-breaking-stories/1298302/christie-struggles-recover-disappointment-runs-deep.htmlSent from my iPhone
“Thank G-d for Hashem”
A: Looking at his plate as if it were a clock
face, Billy should place his knife, with the
blade facing him, at 10:00 and 3:00, and
then the fork, with the tines up, directly
underneath the knife. The ends of the sil-
verware should be pointed toward the right.
Consequence: Because of your
rude behavior you must pat your
head and rub your stomach while
saying "I won't be rude" 3 times.
Then move back 4 spaces.
...Using the Knife and Main Course
Fork Table Setting Cards, show the
correct way for Billy to place his
silverware on his plate to indicate
that he has finished eating.
-Blunders (a children’s board game designed to teach manners)
“Leitzanus is easy and requires no effort. Stopping to listen and understand the other side requires patience and time. Its way easier to be a leitz (talking from experience). Its not the right way.”
Apushatayid
I’ve seen the future and it’s much like the present, only longer
-Dan QuisenberryI’ll mature when I’m dead
-Dave BarryELUL!!!!!!!!
-Mashgichim throughout the agesAnyone can get old – all you have to do is to live long enough
-Groucho MarxI love advertising because I love lying
-Jerry SeinfeldThe way that murderers get sometimes, like, ‘I found G-d and I’m OK now.’ ‘Well, when did you find G-d?’ ‘Right after you found me
-Mario JoynerRace is just a pigment of the imagination
-Glen HighlandAll right … that joke is going to be good because I’m going to take all the words out and add new words
-Mitch HedbergAn escalator cannot break. It can only become stairs
-Mitch Hedberg
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